Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

kleptomage
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

I'm used to streets being laid out logically in a grid where any point can be reached by traveling at right angles. All these curves, dead ends, and side streets throw off my sense of direction.
PaskaNaakka
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Hard Work - Merited Perfect Pony Plot Provider badge with only their own art
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The Power of Love - Given to a publicly verified artist with an image under their artist’s tag that has reached 1000 upvotes
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Squirrel - "He’s naked because I’m lazy."
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

vibing in high frequency
@Nightweaver20xx

Hey, did you know that Argonians prefer to call their own kind Saxhleel? 500 hours of gameplay of Skyrim and I just learned that.

Did you know that Dunmer prefer to call Argonians "slaves"
xxzxxzxxzzx
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Equality - In our state, we're all equal here!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Wallet After Summer Sale -

I should log on more
This dude was like..rotating the control stick on a controller and smiling while reading a book. I mean it seemed weird to me before but when I realized it was a condom commercial..
Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Silver Supporter - Silver Patron
Gold Bit -
Emerald -
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant

Return Of The Mack
I bought tickets to see Xbox Live. Apparently the opening act were a bunch of squeaking 8 year olds yelling swear words and "your mom!" at the top of their lungs, so I just walked out. Worst concert ever!!! >:(
BadgingBadger
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

💪😎🤜 S🔥W🔥A🔥G 🤛😂👍
Allow me to recite what i can remember of Steamed Hams. May contain typos.

ding dong
Well, Seymour, i made it, despite your directions.
Aah, superintendent Chalmer! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!
Eeh.
burning oven
Holy gods! My roast is ruined!
But what if… i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Ah-
Skinner and The Superintendent theme plays
Seeeeeeeymooooooooour!
Superintendent! I didn't expect you there! I was just… stretching my legs on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Wanna join?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
No, that isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm, steamed clams!
Chalmer goes back to the other room while Seymour goes to Krusty Burger
Superintendent, i hope you're ready for some mouth-watering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed clams.
No ho ho, i said "steamed hams"!
You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Where from?
Upstate New York.
Ah. Well, i'm from Utica, and i never heard anyone ever use the phrase "steamed hams".
No no, it's an Albany expression.
I see.
chomp
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
No ho ho, that's an old family recipe.
For steamed hams?
Yes!
Well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.
You kno-
I-
One thing i sho-
Excuse me for one second.
Aye.
goes into kitchen then comes back
Aaaaaaah! That was wonderful! A wonderful time was had by all. I pooped.
Yes, i shou- good lord! What is happening in there?!
Aurora Borealis?
A-
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Yes.
May i see it?
No.
lunch ends
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, mother, it's just the northern lights!
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but i must say… you steamed a good ham.
thumbs up
Heeeeeelp!
Shepherd
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Why do I come here?
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