Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Meanlucario  
of course.
 
can’t be a MILF if you’re not an M
 
what you’re looking for is cougar or christmas cake

Every single Pokemon of gen VI in my Pokemon bank. Now I just have to move some because I forgot Heatran.

Jeez, work’s had me super busy these last couple days but now it’s finally vacation time. I’m coming for you, Canada.

@Dragonpone  
Dan eassy there.

I wonder if me and my cousin will post any more vids.

George Romero just past away.

I don’t even know who that is. I just really hate death news where I don’t expect it.

@Shepherd  
He was the creator of Night of the Living Dead. He basically was responsible with how zombies are used in television and film.

Now he will leed his army.

I’m 37 but I feel like I’m 87. Yay!
 
See, it’s like those exercise machine ads where the guy says “I’m 47 but I feel like I’m 25.” We’re the same, exercise man. We’re the SAME!
 

-Knock knock.  
-Who’s there?  
-Allah.  
-Allah who?  
_{you know what happens next.}

RIP Me:
 

@Corrderio  
“Bastard food”  
What, you can get bacon by putting an unwed couple to rub against each other?

Ah man, I forgot how good poutine was.

She-Hulk for Ace Attorney.

Dave & Buster’s is for desperate middle-aged people undergoing mid-life crises who want to act like 20-year-old, backwards baseball-cap wearing college douchebags and play pseudo video games for casuals that would never make it on home consoles because they’re shit.

 
In the name of the master, the apprentice, and the dragon spirit, amen.

Mario is Santa Clause.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like the banner at the top of every WebM thumbnail?
 
>inb4 “DERE’S A YOOZOR-SKRIBD”

I’ll never forget the best peach I’ve ever eaten. So juicy, so sweet…

My singular face book friend is friends with every RP account she can find so Facebook is like
 
“You know Yang Xo Long, Star Butterly, and Rarity, right?

I want to post artwork of scenes from my fan fictions without context.

@Shepherd  
Who’s going to stop you?