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A beloved child born from an affair doesn’t feel right with their family until she meets her real dad and savagely knees him in the groin.
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That’s one of the few/major reasons I’ve ever considered human relationships worth a shot, so that’s not bad at all.
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Some day, perhaps in our lifetime, we are going to have to decide at what point an AI becomes an intelligent being, with the rights accorded that title. Society is not ready for that discussion.
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I’m so tired for some reason. I slept well last night (well as in last thing I remember is questioning wht I was in a tgread I don’t belong in and not even getting in bed) and yet I feel drained
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I’m 90% joking, but if you have any hobbies, things you care about, or life goals. Hide them well because people will exploit that vulnerability like a Windows computer with no firewall.
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I’m watching the local news and one of the local newscasters said that parents need to make sure to remind their kids not to swallow diarrhea.
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I get that kids put anything in their mouths, but diarrhea? The stuff smells like acid and death and would probably burn their sensitive tongues the moment it touched (if the burning sensation when it comes out is any indication).
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Why is it blacks can take pride in being black but whites can’t take pride in being white?
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Because being truly ’black’ has negative connotations to it so they attach superficial things like ’pride’ to cover up how crap the popular depiction(and the different, but still sucky reality) of such a concept is.

Whereas being white used to be just considered lame, the ’racist’ tag is being poured over it because being lame is still better than what most consider ’black’.
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