Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Background Pony #799F
Cantina theme from Star Wars, but every 5th note the song “what a feeling” is heard, but when Irene says “stone” a Quizno’s commercial plays.
Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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@OptimusPrimevil
 
The thing is, the internet connection was literally only put in to make them more money. And to make your life more difficult (I’m serious).
 
No internet connection? Sorry, you’re not getting juice today.
 
No smartphone? Sorry, you’re not getting juice today.
 
Forget your in-app password? Sorry, you’re not getting juice today.
 
Packets just one day past it’s expiration date? Sorry, you’re not getting juice today, buy another packet.
 
In the likely event that Juicero Inc. goes bankrupt and shuts down, customers will be left with a $400 paperweight/doorstop/modern art piece, because the machine REFUSES to work on anything but genuine Juicero-brand packets, as signified by the QR code on the back.
 
An even bigger slap to the face is that the remains from normal juicing (the peels and whatnot) are biodegradable/compostable. The plastic Juicero packets aren’t.
Background Pony #799F
Billy Blanks doing a routine workout while Jar Jar and George Lucas dance in the background.
Background Pony #799F
I’d rather watch my two Dogs bark at each other than watch Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World or Disney’s Tarzan 2.
Some Pacifier Pone
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Caption the Picture Above You
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <PacificGlow> DEEWKS NUTZ
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

um???? lmao???
Where the fuck is a legit link to the new episode? All I see are fake episodes that bait you into clicking them and then switch to a static image for 20-60 minutes telling me to click the shady link in the description.
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Ministry of Image - Fanfiction Printing

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