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DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
if i could swap any one body part for another body part of my choice, i would swap the middle finger of my left hand for a penis and then fight crime.

i would be known as "finger dicking good"
Bladex
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

It has only begun
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)


My answer is yes and will stay that because I have NO reason to continue living if i fuck everything up and I only care for myself like the selfish retard that I am.
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@Conflik9929
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)

Are you by any chance familiar with the English poet John Donne? He made a fairly famous comment I think is applicable here.
[Any] man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.
Donne saw mankind as a greater whole, of which each individual was a significant part. Subsequently, the death of any one member was a cause to mourn, because we all are a little diminished at the loss. You might not necessarily agree with this view of course, but the point I'm trying to make is that there is a negative effect. A world without you is a world devoid of any of the contributions you make or may yet have time to make.

You still have time to make a difference. We all do. I implore you to never lose sight of that possibility.
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@Conflik9929
@Background Pony #8243
What fucking contributions whoud i even make? If anything, I'm more of a hinderance to humanity than help
Perhaps you are, but it's far more likely you aren't. Besides, I've never been the type to believe anyone is entirely without worth or merit without sufficient evidence to the contrary. The thing is, even if you are hard pressed to imagine making any major contribution, major contributions are not all that there are to make. There are innumerable small ways we all affect each other's lives, and sometimes even the simplest thing on your part can have major significance to someone else.

Still, if I'm wrong and there is absolutely nothing you have or want to offer society as a whole, there are always the words of one of my favorite demotivational posters to live by:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
prostitutes with big bums should be called buttlers. unless they are cross-bred with potatos, in which case they are calle prostitatos.

@Herrpface
yes. a lonely ghost poop that just wants to come home to daddy.
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