Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Meanlucario  
i’m not even sure we deserve dogs:  

@Meanlucario
 

First of all, the only thing we “deserve” is a nuclear holocaust

@PaskaNaakka  
not with that attitude we don’t

Chuggaaconroy has his own wiki.

It’s sad how much this part speaks to me.  

I have the final exam of fundamentals of mechanic in 7 hours, wish me luck plz!!

@The-luna-fan  
Good luck.

@The-luna-fan  
Good luck, you’ll need it.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Apocalypse soon  
Coming our way  
Ground zero at noon  
Halve a nice day

Two guys in a bar:
 
“Princess Luna x Galactic Leader Cyrus? And I thought Celestia x Obama was weird…”
 
“That’s nothing. I’ve seen Kettle Corn x Lisa Simpson, Sticks the Badger x Master Kohga, Kanye West X Daxter, and Sunnycide x Whitney’s Miltank”

I only just realized how bad a shot I am in video games will not factor in if I ever play DnD so I could have my Barid use a bow if I wanted.

@Shepherd  
Unless you’re me and your dice hates your guts.

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

Thanks! Finally out of that nightmare, only to more and that’s it :D

@Absol95  
You forgot the asterisk! *

@Nightweaver20xx  

i wish the whole stat-boosting item concept existed in real life. struggling moving your heavy-assed old couch? eat a “hyper cookie” and now, for the next 30 seconds, you can lift it no problem.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
They kinda sorta exist, but the buffs you get are FAR outweighed by the unfortunate after-effects…

@DanielTepesKraus  
Steroids.

@YetAnotherBrony  
@NotYourAverageLurker  
which is why i want the cost-free video game ones. also they could sell prohibitively expensive products that, when consumed, permanently increase one of your “stats”.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
Though products like The Forearm Forklift is kinda like the product of someone using his INT skill for a STR check (figuring out a new technique/device to lift heavy items instead of just brute-forcing it).
 

@YetAnotherBrony  
That makes sense… But it still isn’t idiot-proof… Also, you still can drop something on your feet.

@Justsomeguy1986
 
NOTHING is “idiot-proof”.

 
“Help this hero is too sexy for me.”