Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Wiimeiser  
let’s not talk about rape please… Unless it involves Molestia because I want to laugh at my pain.

BA BA BA UTTAR PRADESH BUM BA!

Meow meow meow I’m a kittycat.

@Nightweaver20xx  
What is with this thing about knocking over chocolate milk? Doe’s it have to be chocolate?

@Justsomeguy1986  
Yes it does. Always chocolate. C͇͚̰̝̼̻h̪̭̜͇͔͍͜o͉̘̝̲͎͕͔͟͞c͖̠͟o͚̥̲͚̤̬̟̥ͅl̤̜̙̜̙̜̟̪͢a̗̤̱̬̥̦̲͜ͅt̼̺̹e̛̦͉͇̪̺̪̩͘ ̲̹̳̳̀m̦̗̦͙͚͟ì̶̞͖͝ļ͈̤͓̬͍̼̮̯͠k̨͕̙̹͇̺͚̪̰ͅ ͏͈̙̼̠͈f̢̦o̱͎̤͓ṛ̛̯͕̮͓̕e̙̹͈̣͎̱͟͝v̱̳͔̙e̢̢̺̞̼̬̰ͅr̛̺̪̰͕͖.̢̪̗̥͇̞̯̯͓͟͟

Is it weird that I’ve met two woman on this site so far that I wouldn’t mind getting to know better, but I’m too lazy and creepy to try to get to know them better?

@Meanlucario  
The only woman that i met in here is LightningBolt, but maybe they are more because to me all of you are fat guys whit fedoras :v

@The-luna-fan  
Not a woman, but I am a girl.

@The-luna-fan  
It’s a trilby! Get it right, scub!

@Binkyt11  
Well, that makes it a bit creepy that you brought up a gruesome topic in the Tags thread.

@Meanlucario  
Trust me hun, I didn’t want to do it either. Was it about… that picture?

@Binkyt11  
Eggs?

@Meanlucario  
Yep, that’s the one. But yeah I just wanted to know if there was any tags I missed. I’m usually not worried about them, but dear God I felt worried I didn’t tag it properly.
 
But yeah, I do that grim and gruesome stuff. Usually not that bad, but I don’t have a problem with it. The only reason I don’t bring it up was after an unfortunate incident last time I had someone see it accidentally.

@Binkyt11  
I understand.

A is for animeme, B is for BSOD, C is for cookie, D is for Downvote, E is for downloading Firefox/Chrome/Chromium/Opera/Maxthon/SeaMonkey/Pale Moon, F is for a whole column on your final report card, G is for gorilla warfare, H goes well with a browser downloader and two hockey sticks, I is for the Illuminati, J is for jossed, K is for kek, L is for lewd, M is for mods pls, N is for normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, O is OP pls nerf, P is for Pringles, Q is for Hearth’s Warming, R is for rekt, S is for Sunbutt, T is for tbh, U is for utmost, V is for vintage, W is for whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’nt’t’re’ing’able’ric’ive’al’nt’ne’m’ll’ble’al’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’ful’ish’ng’my’ous, X marks the disputed spot between Real™ lewds and Tumblr politics, Y is for loss of faith in humanity, and last but not least, Z is for Zest!

@Meanlucario  
Oh sorry sir :v

@The-luna-fan  
You better be.
 
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@The-luna-fan  
Are you implying I can’t be a fat guy with a fedora? D:
 
My hopes and dreams, burned to nothing.

She sells seashells by the seashore  
She discovered the Ichthyosaur.

@LightningBolt  
Sorry, but some people are not meant to wear a fedora……

@The-luna-fan  

 
Well I’m 5’9” and 220 and I don’t wear hats of any kind, let alone fedoras. Medical science considers me obese but I say nuts to that. I don’t feel obese.

@Nightweaver20xx  
that’s what a fat guy would say….

My Fedora is not white. And that hat has been framed the real perpetrator is the trilby.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
@The-luna-fan  

 
INCOMING CIRCLEJERK!

@Background Pony #7524  
Eww, no thanks. o.o
 
Hey guys, I’ll admit I have a little bit of the moobs going on, but my weight is evenly distributed. I’m very solidly built. Like a linebacker. Or, you know, a fridge.