Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
BadgingBadger 
That is so surreal.
💪😎🤜 S🔥W🔥A🔥G 🤛😂👍
Your superhero name is:
Meat Bat
The child of a butcher, your cookery skills were famed across the land! Now, the powerful Pantheon of Food has gifted you with power - but dangerous gourmands are now hungry to steal your secret abilities for themselves!
Meat Control - Your powers give you control of the element of meat! You can manipulate and form raw meat into any shape you desire, or flatten your enemies with a tidal wave of offal!
and…
Flight - Your powers give you the ability to fly through the air at near-supersonic speeds!
Now, you protect Baconville, Ohio from confidence artists, while also battling the evil plans of Des-Truck-Tor!
That is so surreal.
Justsomeguy1986
>Album title goes here<
@Meanlucario
I tried a very small amount (pretty much a drop) of Vodka and it was disgusting.
I tried a very small amount (pretty much a drop) of Vodka and it was disgusting.
Kanye West 
Thicc Thighs Connoisseur
@Meanlucario
Your superhero name is:
The Howling Mask
After saving an injured wolf in the wilderness and nursing it back to health, the mighty Norse God Fenris gifted you with incredible powers! Now you fight for the natural world, while also sprouting hair in unexpected places!
Lycanthropy - You can transform yourself into a werewolf at will, and have all the speed and ferocious strength of your alter ego under your full control!
Now, you protect Steel City from zombies, while also battling the evil plans of Captain Death!
Nice
Your superhero name is:
The Howling Mask
After saving an injured wolf in the wilderness and nursing it back to health, the mighty Norse God Fenris gifted you with incredible powers! Now you fight for the natural world, while also sprouting hair in unexpected places!
Lycanthropy - You can transform yourself into a werewolf at will, and have all the speed and ferocious strength of your alter ego under your full control!
Now, you protect Steel City from zombies, while also battling the evil plans of Captain Death!
Nice
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
There should be dragon-themed swimwear for women. It’s an idea I thought up at a young age, and it stuck with me til this day.
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
I got:
Your superhero name is:
Hyper Boy
Your scientific research into a brand-new, highly experimental form of propulsion led you to test it on yourself. The test seemed to fail - but now, you find that it has given you amazing powers! Now, speed is no obstacle - but can you outrun the evil forces tracking you down?
Super-Speed- Your abilities mean you can run at incredible speeds, and your increased reaction times mean you can dodge bullets!
Now, you protect Centropolis from organised criminals, while also battling the evil plans of The Man from Elsewhere!
Basic, but it’s good.
Your superhero name is:
Hyper Boy
Your scientific research into a brand-new, highly experimental form of propulsion led you to test it on yourself. The test seemed to fail - but now, you find that it has given you amazing powers! Now, speed is no obstacle - but can you outrun the evil forces tracking you down?
Super-Speed- Your abilities mean you can run at incredible speeds, and your increased reaction times mean you can dodge bullets!
Now, you protect Centropolis from organised criminals, while also battling the evil plans of The Man from Elsewhere!
Basic, but it’s good.
Fae Ayanami 
Take this despair!
Your superhero name is:
Ultra Spider
You are a technological mastermind who’s already invented many startling devices – but your latest creation has now given you unexpected abilities! You must use them wisely, while concealing your true identity from the public!
Evolutionary Powers - You have the innate ability to transform and evolve your body in order to adapt to and survive any environment, no matter how dangerous!
and…
Spider Control - You can bring any spider under your complete control, and can extend your power to hundreds of potential subjects!
Now, you protect Budapest from jewel thieves, while also battling the evil plans of Lee Pin Woo, Master of Mysticism!
Ultra Spider
You are a technological mastermind who’s already invented many startling devices – but your latest creation has now given you unexpected abilities! You must use them wisely, while concealing your true identity from the public!
Evolutionary Powers - You have the innate ability to transform and evolve your body in order to adapt to and survive any environment, no matter how dangerous!
and…
Spider Control - You can bring any spider under your complete control, and can extend your power to hundreds of potential subjects!
Now, you protect Budapest from jewel thieves, while also battling the evil plans of Lee Pin Woo, Master of Mysticism!
Shyette 
I want coffiee
@Meanlucario
The Iron Puma!
You are the last product of an experimental government project to create a superhero – but at the last moment, you escaped from captivity, and now fight for freedom!
Magnetism - You can project magnetic forces, manipulating and controlling metal in any shape or form!
and…
Cat Communication - You have the ability to talk to any cat, and you can also see through their eyes and mentally link with them!
Now, you protect Murderopolis from the Westboro Baptist Church, while also battling the evil plans of Jack Terminus!
The Iron Puma!
You are the last product of an experimental government project to create a superhero – but at the last moment, you escaped from captivity, and now fight for freedom!
Magnetism - You can project magnetic forces, manipulating and controlling metal in any shape or form!
and…
Cat Communication - You have the ability to talk to any cat, and you can also see through their eyes and mentally link with them!
Now, you protect Murderopolis from the Westboro Baptist Church, while also battling the evil plans of Jack Terminus!
Background Pony #C85F
Tosh.o but every other joke is replaced Freddy Got Fingered but every time Tom Green breaks something is replaced with the Windows 95 Blue Screen of Death
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
Pony.mov but every fricative causes it to speed up
Babs Seed but every Babs is replaced with Mr. Enter’s review of One Bad Apple
Babs Seed but every Babs is replaced with Mr. Enter’s review of One Bad Apple
Background Pony #C85F
Fricative?
Pony.mov but every fricative causes it to speed up
Babs Seed but every Babs is replaced with Mr. Enter’s review of One Bad Apple
Fricative?
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