Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Shepherd  
Probably too much girl in all that plant.

If MLG parodies were still popular, I’d do a parody of “Carbona, Not Glue” by the Ramones called “Doritos and Dew.”

For parents, I wonder at what point in their child’s life where they have to sit them down and say “Child, you seriously need to consider what kind of career you’ll have once you graduate school. Preferably one where you’ll make enough money to move out and pay your own rent and food.”
 
If you start when they’re 7 and keep breathing down their neck about it, they won’t have much of a childhood. If you try doing it when they’re 30 or 40, they’ll just resent you.

It’s nice being able to sleep in with second shift but that is the only advantage second shift offers me besides a minor pay bump. From when I wake up to when I leave I feel pressed for time and cannot enjoy myself because work is hanging over my head. At least with first shift I got the worst part of the day over with first and could enjoy the evenings. Evening is my favorite time of day and I hate to look out at the golden hour and know that I still have about four hours before I can leave.

Wabbit stew. With carrots, rice, celery, radishes, onions, Burben.

I think I might just disable Adblock everywhere except Youtube if it blocks >>1443700 and the like but not actual ads except Youtube pre-video ads. Also, Derpibooru should ban tags with those words in them.

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Let’s do this right.  

Adding rum to this instant banana bread was a mistake, but life is about experimentation and experiences.
 
You’re gonna try things that don’t work.

@PonyPon
 
Maybe bourbon or mead, or brandy.

@Shepherd  
I’ve wanted to try mead.
 
I’ll put vodka on hold till I do.

An oversized revolver with only three bullet slots, nicknamed Cerberus.

Blu-Ray > DVD > VHS > Laserdisc > Streaming.

@PonyPon  
Rum cake and banana cake are both good. I would think combining the two would be delicious as well.

Skyrim LP, except:  
The player is Ruby Pinch being carried by Violet Spark  
They are a rogue  
Their weapons are twin Rarity(?) daggers  
The sneak attack sound effect is The Nutshack  
Picking up items is the seagulls from Finding Nemo  
The level-up fanfare is Trixie’s fanfare  
The moon is the Mare in the Moon  
Crimes Against Nature is in full effect for the NPCs  
The Jarl of Whiterun is a dog and the court wizard is a lizard  
At least one hold is flooded  
All the music is Madoka Magica music  
All the dragons are replaced with Yooka and Laylee  
Skyrim is tropical  
Fairies are everywhere  
There’s finally a fucking smelter in Falkreath  
The Gmod Physics Gun and the Portal Gun are present  
The Minecraft dungeon also  
Some crazy dungeon, probably mine  
I dunno what else…

One thing I have noticed about the earlier seasons of Most Shocking and World’s Most Amazing Videos is that they do tend to delve a little deeper into the story behind the clips. The later seasons tend to be a little more formulaic and dissociating. I seriously wonder why, though.

@Meanlucario  
Looks like I was wrong.

 
Holy Shit!! Is that a motherfucking (insert franchise) reference???

OH, OH! PORN, PORN! Turn around, it’s right there! Get it!

I’m Commander Shepherd and this is my boomstick.

I see something written in cursive (English) and my brain interprets it as French writing.

Time to wash your vagina!  
(Kind of NSFW.)