Good luck with that.
Scenario: You’re watching PonyTV and eating junk food. Suddenly, the Emergency Alert System interrupts PonyTV. You will get nuked in 10 minutes. What do?
Big Smoke’s Order but every number is replaced with The Saddle Row Review but every time someone mentions fashion it’s replaced with We Are Number One but every One is replaced with Vinesauce Joel - Windows XP Destruction but every time Bonzi speaks it’s replaced with the South Park movie but every swear word is replaced with Bee Movie but every Bee is replaced with The Nutshack Theme but every Nutshack is replaced with the Hotel Mario intro but every noun is replaced with It’s Time to Stop but every insult is replaced with GoAnimate in a Nutshell but every time a GoAnimate cliche is exxagerated it’s replaced with the Windows XP tour but every Windows is replaced with Numa Numa
From a Reddit post.The Ice Age pentology is 448 minutes. When we take the scripts and calculate the syllables via wordcalc.com, it has 28143 syllables.The Toy Story trilogy runs 279 minutes. I’m gonna guess green is about in 2/3 of the frames, so that’s 2792/360.According to a totally reliable Quora article, ~819,417,600 hours of video have been uploaded to YouTube.The entirety of the Simpsons runs for 13915 minutes. I’m gonna guess 99.9% of their words contain vowels.The average script is about one page per minute, so about 23 script pages, which each contain about an average of perhaps 120 words per minute, would contain 2760 words per episode, coming to about 1,669,800 words in the Simpsons.The Bee Movie runs about 91 minutes. Without bees, it runs ~13 - so assuming there’s ten frame changes that focus on bees per minute, that’s 780 times a bee appears. Every SpongeBob episode ever would run 2255 minutes.So… that’s ** roughly ** 2.7212353691032 minutes. Or 5.1773884491026 years. 272123536900000000000000000000000 minutes. 51773884490000000000000000 years.So, basically the Heat Death of the Universe will occur before that video finishes.@ice1517
That is some quality shitposting. This man is an inspiration to us all.
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