Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
Resshwyeujjr bbbjjejiikokwqa. Bdkkxcvkk fhorhama.

@Selaphiel  

F see rma ghsbaio  
Dreisvavff hgbjjkkoooo

@Selaphiel  
Are you trying to invent a new language?

I never expect an MC review to end on the Spongbob intro song after a song of monsters being underdeveloped sang by monsters.

Microbial proliferation, from the frothy tissues, stings the nostrils of the humans thinking they have survived.
 
An utterly terrifying demonstration of natural selection.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
”Selaphiel, you idiot”

@ExtreVile  
“John, were you drunk again?”

What is it even an add for?
 
Spot a fey?

Go Jimmy Go!

Put. The bunny. Back in the box

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;  
Weep, and you weep alone;  
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,  
But has trouble enough of its own.  
Sing, and the hills will answer;  
Sigh, it is lost on the air;  
The echoes bound to a joyful sound,  
But shrink from voicing care.
 
Rejoice, and men will seek you;  
Grieve, and they turn and go;  
They want full measure of all your pleasure,  
But they do not need your woe.  
Be glad, and your friends are many;  
Be sad, and you lose them all,—  
There are none to decline your nectared wine,  
But alone you must drink life’s gall.
 
Feast, and your halls are crowded;  
Fast, and the world goes by.  
Succeed and give, and it helps you live,  
But no man can help you die.  
There is room in the halls of pleasure  
For a large and lordly train,  
But one by one we must all file on  
Through the narrow aisles of pain.
 
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
 
Never read this whole thing before, it’s quite nice.

 

Remember, babies are surprising biodegradable.

@Meanlucario  
That profile pic works with that statement

I just think this is neat.  
Jojo’s Potion Seller

We’re now approximately 9 hours and 48 minutes away from witnessing the dumbest deeds a human being will ever do, probably in history.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
Don’t mourn the stupid, or else you’ll be here until 3000 A.D.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
If you’re referring to the Storming of Area 51, you’re about a day early.

Correction: it’s actually around 20 hours with seven minutes left now.
 
I knocked on the wrong door.

There is this coffee made from animal poop.  
…  
I wonder if they have like a factory to mass produce it.  
…  
If there was, how would they do it anyway?

Is it weird that I want to be invited to parties, but I hate going to them?