Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@TheMagpulPone  
Yes. Did that guy ever got the instructions needed to get his dick unstucked from the ceiling fan?

@Meanlucario  
Legend says he’s still spinning to this day.
 
Side note, the “Customer Images” part of the reviews is also quite the journey.

@TheMagpulPone  
…Link please.

Lmao thanks I needed this XD

@Meanlucario  
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8

My ears: *enjoying the silence at night*  
Mosquitoes:  

I should watch Jason X someday.

Just watched SsethTzeentach’s video on UnderRail.  
When he got to the bit where he explained a sidequest dealing with a Rat King (a human living among rats) I was rolling on the floor wheezing.
 
The sidequest could be completed through diplomacy. How? Well…The Rat King…has no Queen. So what you can do, is to go off kidnap a random woman, could be someone’s wife, and offer her to him as breeding material.
 
I like it.

@tehwatever  
Sounds horrific.

BAKA

@SuperPinkiePie64  
I want to call my manager that.
 
But I fear she’ll look up the word on Google and fire me.

STU-BAKA

CHEW-BAKA! [Wookiee noises.]

Jon Favreau wants to direct another “Star Wars Holiday Special”.
 
On the plus side, this could give RiffTrax some new material to work with!

@Lord Arceus  
If the studio doesn’t interfere, it could be decent.

Go indie, make great art/music/movies/games but don’t make much money.
 
Go mainstream, make shit art/music/movies/games but make a lot of money.
 
Damn you, life, and your conundrums!

@Lord Goku  
Nintendo says hi.

@Meanlucario  
Nintendo is an exception to the “go mainstream and become shit” rule, IMO.

@Lord Goku  
A very big and important exception.

@Lord Goku  
Also, does anyone here beside me notice that Microsoft is being nicer to Nintendo and vice-versa in a number of ways nowadays?

@Lord Goku  
Use your mainstream media to fund your indie media.

@Background Pony #7524  
Microsoft doesn’t have much choice as they continue to lose market share to pretty much everybody else in the computer industry.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Like Lenovo, Alienware and Origin?

@Background Pony #7524  
Microsoft mainly makes the Windows OS and Xboxes. Those guys you mentioned make the hardware that Windows runs.

@Nightweaver20xx
 
@Background Pony #7524  
Well, as far as I know and what I see so far. PC market is saturated, while they still grow on PC industry, but it’s only small fraction compare 90s and 2010s. So nowadays, they pretty much try to diversified and expanding to other market. That’s why they bought company like Mixer, LinkedIn. And they starting to partnering with other companies