Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I usually use some variation of ice fairy as my username online for some reason.

Fairies are cute. But there to tiny and also sometimes a pain in the neck.

@Shepherd  
That’s the fae for you. Adorable amoral little shits.

@Shepherd  
“There to tiny”?

Well, it looks like I’ll have to either facory reset and sell, or outright smash, this backup computer. After about an hour it cuts off my network access and absolutely refuses to reconnect, last time I tried it said my router was missing its IP address. I’m tired of this fucking shit. As soon as I get off it this session I’m smashing it into tiny little pieces with a fucking sledgehammer.

I hate the screen of my netbook, it’s not useful at all when working on design, its color balance is terrible

@TheAnonShy  
Buy the new one to replace your current screen. XD.

@CyanLightning  

@TheAnonShy  
Then You’re doom

Now my internet decides to work… I dunno, maybe I have a virus? I’m doing a scan right now…

Beans. Just… just beans.

My 29th birthday is closer than the Nintendo Switch and the most productive I was yesterday was to put stickers on the things I misplace frequently.

I want to know why it’s a requirement that every reality TV star has to have a giant ugly beard that make him look like he just rolled down from a shack in the Adirondacks.

Whenever I’m signing in and check mark “Remember Me” I hear the Bender monument from the Egyptian planet.
 
Anyone else?

 
They’re wax sculptures.

@Herrpface  
That just makes them scarier to me.

So bamboo and hemp are good Environmentally friendly building materials right?

Who the fuck thought “##Id_String2.6844F930_1628_4223_B5CC_5BB94B87 9762 ##” was a good idea?

@Wiimeiser  
Probably programmers?

So apparently, rock music is cultural appropriation and I’m a racist for playing it.

I’ve just realised that one of the reasons that I like to post gifs here isn’t only because I can analyze the animation or I can find interesting moments that not so many people see in a first moment, it’s also because I love to see how the people start to comment, interacts and usually say funny stuff.
 
^{Now this is the correct thread to post my stupid stuff…}

@TheHappySpaceman  
When you think about it, black people invented everything.

@Nightweaver20xx  
nah, didn’t marty mcfly did it first?

@OptimusPrimevil  
Well, it wouldn’t have been Marty, but Doc Brown. So yeah, black people and Doc Brown invented everything.

@Nightweaver20xx  
nah, doc was the reason why marty was able to “invent” johnny b goode