RWBY Thread

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Remember before when we had an exchange like
 
“I don’t know why but I’m picturing Yang with the Phoenix themed prosthetic.”
 
“You never watched the show!”
 
I’m still not sure why I received that accusation obviously I have some knowledge of the show if I am aware that there is a character named Yang that is missing a limb. Anyway I’m still kind of sore at that.
 
Ladies and gentlemen the proof I have watched the show I present to you even if I don’t remember all the names. I probably don’t remember the order of events either.
 
 
RWBY has told by Shepherd.
 
Our story begins with Ruby Rose she’s fighting a random monster and happens to be seen by headmaster of … Beacon! Its Beacon the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. The wizard is impressed by this young girl and allows her admittance into the Academy one year early. Along with her sister Yang Xiao Long.
 
Ruby is very excited about this talks about how cool her custom-made scythe-sniper rifle is. She boards a dirigible down for Beacon Academy one of the passengers get airsick in the background. Upon landing they received big introductory speech sick guy turns out to be Jim of arc or something.
 
 
They are then at the introductory party where they meet with Ruby’s future girlfriend Weiss and Blake Belladonna who just wants to read in the corner for time being. Jim of arc meets up with Achilles Achilles it turned out to be a celebrity but she’s happy that Jim doesn’t know her. He has eaten the cereal she regretfully sponsored.
 
First, they had the Academy they are thrust into a sort of ritualized trial where they get catapulted into a forest in a crater. The wizard says something like “the first person you touch as a person you are destined to become allied with.” And they get flung into the air Jim doesn’t have a good way to not crash so Achilles saves them. Ruby lands directly on Weiss. Nora has the greatest first scene of any character as she blooped the boring ninja. Yang and Blake shake hands.
 
… What happens if somebody entered getting touched by two people?
 
Anyway, they find the chess pieces and fight the pterodactyl-sized Raven monster. The Wizard of Oz proclaims Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang Team RWBY. And Jim, Nora, and the other two teams JNPR.
 
Weiss has a big mouth so she was made to fight a wild hog and the middle class. We find out about animal people faunas when Gaston pics on Velvet Scralta.
 
(for this he must die)
 
It turns out that Jim was never meant to go to Beacon he stole somebody else’s acceptance letter. Gaston overhears this and blackmails him. Achilles clobbers him, LaFou and Buk and Skull latter.
 
At one point Ruby meets up with Pinocchio have a nice chat and go on a date later buttons Pinocchio is a robot the date is almost ruined by Pinocchio running to hide from the government.
 
The other three members of RWBY are talking about why Blake is upset and missing one blonde Goku shows up. He smiles, and says “it’s because she’s a cat.”
 
“She’s a cat?” The other three say.
 
“Was that a secret?” Blond Goku response.
 
The three talk among themselves, she likes fish, she sure doesn’t like dogs, she sleeps in a box “where idiots” the three of them say before going out to look for her.
 
A scary and short mute shows up.
 
A corgi arrives in the mail.
 
At some point I guess we meet blonde Goku’s boyfriend Neptune. Sea monkeys.
 
RWBY go on a secret mission that they’re not supposed to be on yet with one of their teachers. They find out that some terrorists led by Fancy Man and the scary mute are planning to make a lot of chaos in the city capital for LOL’s involves an underground train a giant snake some terrorists.
 
the train blows up and it takes RWBY, JNPR, CVIF, Goku, Neptune and some of the teachers to take out the giant snake. It turns out that Glinda the White has the ability to repair anything. (convent) Fancy Man goes to jail.
 
Yang has a surprise meeting with her estranged mother.
 
Terrorists defeated time for the school dance. Both Ruby and Jim want to go with Wise. Achilles would like Jim to ask her out. Boring ninja can’t dance. And Pinocchio is also there.
 
While the dance is going on Sinderella steals something. Ruby is the only one who sees her but can’t catch are due to wearing high heels. Sinderella is friends with the mute some ice cream and a kicking guy.
 
An epic food fight breaks out the next day. Ruby gets so caught up in it. She confesses her love for Weiss who she thinks is dying. I think Achilles is the vector.
 
Drinking Crow and Elsa are fighting in the middle of the street when they turn out to be Ruby’s uncle and Weiss’s big sister. I’m probably the only one that didn’t get that Crow was supposed to be the brother of Yang’s mother.
 
The tournament begins at one point Blond Goku and his team almost get defeated by four girls. I really wish that team fought Gaston. Yang and Wise fight Internet means. Incidentally, keep forgetting the one with the cat, not a monkey. The acts like a monkey to me.
 
The kicking guy somehow casts an illusion on Yang or the crowd or both so she thinks she helped him up after defeating him.
 
Achilles is brought to a secret agent place where she meets a demigoddess on death’s door.
 
That’s where I stopped watching.
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@Shepherd  
You got some of the sequences wrong. The food fight happened before the dance.
 
 
Also, obvious false facts;
 
Ruby was fighting the Fancy Man, not a bunch of Grimm, when she got kidnapped by the Wizard of Oz. Also, it’s 2 years early, not 1.
 
Ruby told about her dumb gun to Jim. Not to her sister. The ritual also involves first sight, not first touch.
 
Wise volunteered to fuck the pig, not chosen for it. She’s a slut like that.
 
Achilles didn’t beat up Gaston and his bird boys for Jim. She beat them in a fight. A black bear did beat them up later though. Jim saved Gaston from being raped after releasing a weird sticky liquid all over Gaston’s big body.
 
Pinocchio was the one that told them, though they found out earlier because Black got mad and stuff. She’s an angry cat and Son Goku decided to stalk her.
 
Ruby also won the food fight, not Achilles. She used her magical powers in the most bullshit way possible. Both of them did, but only Blake got hit.
 
The mission wasn’t a secret. They were just being sneaky about it because Red Riding Hood can’t throw a punch despite carrying a weapon twice her size.
 
It wasn’t the kicking guy that casted the illusion, it was the token black girl. She can make illusions by looking at someone funny.
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I love how they even got Lindsay Jones to lend her voice in the trailer! And yet, you’d think they would’ve used her Japanese voice actress.
 
..The only gripes I have is that not only is it just Ruby alone, but that this may possibly never see a Switch port.
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Chances are, Lindsay providing her voice was a one-off. With ASW’s recent track record of not dubbing their games when releasing outside Japan, we’ll probably be getting Ruby’s Japanese voice actress in the final game.
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