Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Stratus
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Oh.
I do like breasts, but honestly I do not care if a girl is flat. Any breasts, big or small, would get full attention and affection from me.
intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

The nice part of having woods behind my house is being able to get away with sometimes being naked outside. It’s peaceful as fuck to just sit on a fallen tree with no clothes on.
Rainboom Dash
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Hero - Went above and beyond in the name of Lunar freedom, they will be remembered in legends and folklore as paragons of heroism for generations (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

Rainbooms4Ever
I actually kind of like being naked
 
I feel ‘free’ and it feels more natural
 
 
Whenever I work out at my house I usually don’t wear clothes… they get all sweaty and sticky.. I guess then all that sweat goes to the floor but… as long as I don’t work out too long and stuff… it doesn’t get bad
Kanye West
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Equality - In our state, we're all equal here!

Thicc Thighs Connoisseur
Surprised this thread fell so far behind. A few days ago my pits smelled from not showering and I really enjoyed the scent.
BadgingBadger
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

💪😎🤜 S🔥W🔥A🔥G 🤛😂👍
@RhodieNite  
IIRC, certain Islamic scholars consider physical music instruments (such as guitars) to be equivalent to hard drugs. So, there’s a problem to be addressed in such doctrine.  
Still, every Abrahamic religion abhors masturbation in one way or another, in its scriptures. Doesn’t mean that it’ll stop people from doing it – sometimes we just end up curious about our own bodies, and go by the “if it doesn’t hurt others, then i’m allowed to do it” mentality. Pakistan consumes a lot of gay porn, from what i hear…
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