Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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Rainbooms4Ever
@Lobinchi  
You’re right
 
Everything I type here is just shit about working out and singing
 
Although I do find working out somewhat sexual, I don’t really know if it is
 
And singing… well I guess singing can be kind of sexual
 
Anything can be sexual.. I guess
 
What even defines something as being sexual… hmm
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@Rainboom Dash
Is there a difference between “sexual” and “lewd”?
 
Thats what i was aboot to talk aboot, one user left this place because throwing random words about sex isnt actually lewd… and its also very uncomfortable sometimes it felt like a 14 years old kid
 
Oh well…
 
 
@Rainboom Dash  
You can do off topic but dont abuse of it… I wanted this thread to be interesting and good :P
Rainboom Dash
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Hero - Went above and beyond in the name of Lunar freedom, they will be remembered in legends and folklore as paragons of heroism for generations (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
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Rainbooms4Ever
@Badheart  
Not really
 
A lot of the stuff posted here I just shrug off… honestly
 
I liked the bondage Rarity pic though :3
 
 
 
Well, my workout was nice… but I keep working out too hard… I’m actually not working out that hard but I also sing while working out and that makes my breathing more erratic which in turns makes my heart rate higher… so it was 170-180 pretty much the whole 55 minutes…
 
But, I’m getting about an hour workout in each day at that high intensity.. but I need to drop down the intensity a tad and bump up the time.. I gotta get up to 4 hours…
Stratus
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Oh.
So I decided to measure my penis today. Erect it’s about 6.5 inches. That’s not too big, but I think it seems proportionate to my overall build (I’m a bit short at a little over 5 feet, plus I’m part Asian). It’s also got a little girth to it.
 
I’m just gonna come out and ask; is that a reasonable size? I’d say it’s acceptable. Sure, it’s not as big as the ones guys in porn usually have, but then again they try to get the biggest guys for porn.
 
Not that dick size really matters too much anyway. Just wanted to ask.
 
Yes, I’m slightly embarrassed about it.
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So I decided to measure my penis today. Erect it’s about 6.5 inches. That’s not too big, but I think it seems proportionate to my overall build (I’m a bit short at a little over 5 feet, plus I’m part Asian). It’s also got a little girth to it.
I’m just gonna come out and ask; is that a reasonable size? I’d say it’s acceptable. Sure, it’s not as big as the ones guys in porn usually have, but then again they try to get the biggest guys for porn.
Not that dick size really matters too much anyway. Just wanted to ask.
Yes, I’m slightly embarrassed about it.
 
As a purely Asian
 
Erect: 12cm  
Flaccid: 5cm
 
:3
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