Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

I just watched a video dedicated to kinkshaming people into the kind of stuff I’m into. The joke’s on them, though; I already kinkshame myself way more than they ever could!

@pixel  
Why would you do that? Watch a video, that is.

@LightningBolt  
Morbid curiosity. Also to read the comments where there was some pretty decent banter.

@pixel  
You shouldn’t be so hard on what turns you on anyway.

@LightningBolt  
It’s like on a subconscious level I agree with that but for some reason I am anyway. I dunno if it’s just my perfectionism seeing it as an imperfection or what.

@noobiestbrony  
What? Now i’m more confused.

@Lobinchi  
I think maybe we can just move on, I’m confused too. Lol.

@pixel  
There are too many kinkshaming dA stamps.

@Lobinchi
 
He’s saying you obviously don’t have a boyfriend because you’re a lesbian and aren’t attracted to men.

@LightningBolt
 
:-)

@Holofan4life  
It’s not pleasant.

@LightningBolt
 
That’s not what I meant when I said :-).

@Holofan4life  
I know what you mean, but I’m suffering.  
I drank shower water from the source, I licked my headphone cord, I used a dildo as a straw, and fellated my drink bottle and I don’t feel any better. My only hope left is to sleep and hope the feeling fades.

@LightningBolt
 
Do you do roleplay?

@Holofan4life  
Nup.

@LightningBolt
 
Is that a no? I can’t tell.

@Holofan4life  
Is a no.

@LightningBolt  
So is your profile icon supposed to be a representation of you url?

@Takengrin Endmmar  
yep

@LightningBolt
 
Your profile icon looks cute.

I had such a weird dream earlier… not even sure if I wanna mention it because I get embarrassed easily

@Background Pony #8E48  
It’s okay, you can be pretty open around here. I’ve had embarrassing dreams before.

@Registered Anon  
Yeah, I’ve never talked about stuff like this with other people before (exept a couple of close friends), so it feels kinda odd.
 
Anyways, the majority of the dream I don’t remember (something about a big spooky looking building or something), but what I do remember (and it’s confusing how this happened), it ended with me getting face fucked by a futa Twilight… When she came I could ‘feel’ it in a sense (throbbing/pulsing stuff). The back of my throat still feels funny…

@Background Pony #8E48  
Um… okay then. I don’t know what to say about that.