Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Lobinchi
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A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Lobinchi> i don't want any cocks in my quotes!
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Thread Starter - Lewd Talk Thread
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
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Restoring Lobi...
So, i had to take a bus to get back to my house and the fucking driver suddenly stopped and i fell right between a pair of boobs… It was so embarassing and sexy at the same time… I didn’t know how to feel about it >w>
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@Lobinchi  
I only go there because where i work i need force to lift boxes and all. I’m nothing special really, i’m not so fat or so thin. I’m just y’know normal, and i’m pretty fine with it
 
But it’s always good being healthy. And i’m also a big fruit lover
Some Pacifier Pone
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Caption the Picture Above You
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <PacificGlow> DEEWKS NUTZ
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

um???? lmao???
Here’s an interesting quote about an earlier NSFW ad with a disturbing realistic vagina.  
@Background Pony #BF07  
Am I the only one bothered with these ads with realistic vagina?
I agree, the ad is a little on the disturbing side. Or maybe it’s just the way those things look. I feel the manufacturer might be taking “uncanny valley” in a new, terrifyingly literal, direction.
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