Crazy Headcanons (super alpha no pony edition)

Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
I thought why not, we have pony and none pony unpopular opinions.
 
I will start the ball rolling with one of my Best friends. Daria Morgendorffer is actually sconed generation crossover magical lesbian spawn. She’s really the daughter of Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley. Velma is the daughter of Peppermint Patty Marcie.
QuasarNova
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Thread Starter - Equestria Girls RPG
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Shepard’s apartment in Mass Effect 3 was meant to be turned into a museum of sorts but the rigging of it by Zaeed and Garrus made it impossible to inhabit.
Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Spoiler just in case.
 
Amon’s makeup artist was a fire bender. He wasn’t actually lying when she said “This is what a fire bender did to me.“
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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Pomegranates :P
Why would the Ant Kingdom in A Bugs Life hire grasshoppers for protection instead of… I dunno. Have their own standing army like what every ant colony should have?
 
I would head canon that they were all lost in a previous conflict. With… I dunno. Termites? And the Queen is little too old to produce more ants to cover the loss.
 
Maybe if they’d do a sequel where the Ant Colony, now under QUEEN Atta comes under threat of attack from the Termite colony. The ants have to scramble to defend themselves and find help from the old circus casts again. This time with their own army
Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Tae Yamada The Legendary Comedian.
 
She makes people laugh even not being fully awakened. She’s good at impressions and improvising. She’s physical and goofy. It might also explain why she’s the oldest at time of death.
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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Pomegranates :P
I dunno about you guys.  
But I always seem to see fairies as some magical mosquitoes, bi-products of leftover magic from magically aided evolution of lifeforms in fantasy environments.  
Or low tiered angelic beings. Imps being their demonic counterparts.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.

Explorer in Training
Maybe Michael from XD is the son of Wes and Rui. The two were killed in a tragic accident. And Michael was adopted by the Rui’s friend, who claimed to be Michael’s mother.
I figured this crazy headcanons for alphas section could make a comeback
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