The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat


Who said the batpony has exclusive rights to mangoes?
Just kidding, I don’t want to anger or annoy anyone who’s normally awake while I sleep.

I was doing just fine. Hadn’t gotten sick at all…  
Then I read y’all’s posts, and now I’ve come down with a cold!
I wish I was just playing, but dead serious. I’m sacked up with kleenex and cough-syrup.  
Hate head colds!

*sneaks into dark, silent, room…
*Pulls out a large, ripe, juicy mango and a bottle of authentic Russian Vodka.
*Sets them on the floor.
*sneaks out of dark, silent, room
Communist Starlight
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Crushing inequality
Oh hey, don’t kill me Joe, but the thread must go on:
Medi-bat: Hey master, remember the midichlorians I about?  
Joe: yeah…? You said it was fake.  
Medi-bat: of course I did! Because I sucked them all out!  
Joe: W-WHAT!!!  
Medi-bat: Remember all those time you forgot to give me a story? Or feed me? (Force choke)  
Joe: B-hut-  
MEdi-bat: (Releases) remember this.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
On the bright side, we know he’s still alive, which is good to know, especially after that persistent sickness he had back in May. I’ve seen a post here and there from him. Probably takes a while to get the creative juices flowing again, after being sick. Not to mention it’s summer here in the Midwest, so free time for writing might be limited.
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