The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat

97blackbird

Who said the batpony has exclusive rights to mangoes?
 
Just kidding, I don’t want to anger or annoy anyone who’s normally awake while I sleep.
97blackbird

I was doing just fine. Hadn’t gotten sick at all…  
Then I read y’all’s posts, and now I’ve come down with a cold!
 
I wish I was just playing, but dead serious. I’m sacked up with kleenex and cough-syrup.  
Hate head colds!
97blackbird

*sneaks into dark, silent, room…
 
*Pulls out a large, ripe, juicy mango and a bottle of authentic Russian Vodka.
 
*Sets them on the floor.
 
*sneaks out of dark, silent, room
Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

For the Emperor!
Oh hey, don’t kill me Joe, but the thread must go on:
 
Medi-bat: Hey master, remember the midichlorians I told.you about?  
Joe: yeah…? You said it was fake.  
Medi-bat: of course I did! Because I sucked them all out!  
Joe: W-WHAT!!!  
Medi-bat: Remember all those time you forgot to give me a story? Or feed me? (Force choke)  
Joe: B-hut-  
MEdi-bat: (Releases) remember this.
BigBuggyBastage
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@FeatherTrap  
On the bright side, we know he’s still alive, which is good to know, especially after that persistent sickness he had back in May. I’ve seen a post here and there from him. Probably takes a while to get the creative juices flowing again, after being sick. Not to mention it’s summer here in the Midwest, so free time for writing might be limited.
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