Joseph Raszagal
Emily Brickenbrackle III
"@97blackbird":/writing/the-continuing-adventures-of-medi-bat/post/4285924#post_4285924
The truth is even worse than you think:
- There is no Santa Claus.
- Even if there was, Santa Claus wouldn't have claws.
- Rumors that famed Marvel character, Wolverine, is actually "Santa Claws" are entirely false.
- There is no "Santa Clause" legal loophole allowing for burglars to attempt to plead innocence in court by asserting that they were only sneaking down chimneys to leave presents under pine trees.
Everything we've ever been taught and told is a lie! _Equestria Girls was an inside job! BOTTLED WATER DOESN'T COME FROM ARCTIC SPRINGS; IT'S ALL FILLED IN THE SAME BATHTUB BY A GUY NAMED JIM IN FLINT, MICHIGAN!_
But, you know, try not to panic <3
The truth is even worse than you think:
- There is no Santa Claus.
- Even if there was, Santa Claus wouldn't have claws.
- Rumors that famed Marvel character, Wolverine, is actually "Santa Claws" are entirely false.
- There is no "Santa Clause" legal loophole allowing for burglars to attempt to plead innocence in court by asserting that they were only sneaking down chimneys to leave presents under pine trees.
Everything we've ever been taught and told is a lie! _Equestria Girls was an inside job! BOTTLED WATER DOESN'T COME FROM ARCTIC SPRINGS; IT'S ALL FILLED IN THE SAME BATHTUB BY A GUY NAMED JIM IN FLINT, MICHIGAN!_
But, you know, try not to panic <3