Background God
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Dear Lyra,
You don’t even know my name, but I know you well. I know that you live in Ponyville, Equestria. I also know that you have a friend, Sweetie Drops. I thought you two are just friends. It used to be like that, until I read the latest newspaper. I saw your and Sweetie’s photo there. You were wearing wedding veils, and riding in a wedding carriage. Does it mean that you’re lesbian? Does it mean everything is over between us? Does it mean that from now on I can’t dream of you? My heart is broken now, and the only pony who can make me happy again, is you. I wish I could go to Equestria, meet you there, and give you all my love and strong feelings. If I meet you there, I will love you for the rest of my life. I’ll give you everything you want. I will take the best care of you. I know that you will love me too.
I love you very much. I want to be with you, hug your sexy body, kiss your beautiful face, scratch your cute ears, pet your gorgeous mane. And, as a human male (yes, my darling, I know how much you like us), I can give you a real pleasure, like no one else can, not even your Sweetie Drops. I don’t know, either you like pony stallions or not, but I guarantee you, that I will make you the happiest female in the multiverse. Not that I want only to have sex with you, no, I want to love you, and feel that you love me too. I’m a lonely person, and I have a crush on you for many years. I’m so unhappy, and only you can help my heart come alive again.
So, Lyra, tell me please, when can I go to Ponyville, where I can meet you and see you myself? I’ll say everything I feel about you, looking in the depth of your beautiful eyes. I love you so much. You’re very beautiful.
Can’t wait to hear you soon.
With all my love,
Mr. Human.
You don’t even know my name, but I know you well. I know that you live in Ponyville, Equestria. I also know that you have a friend, Sweetie Drops. I thought you two are just friends. It used to be like that, until I read the latest newspaper. I saw your and Sweetie’s photo there. You were wearing wedding veils, and riding in a wedding carriage. Does it mean that you’re lesbian? Does it mean everything is over between us? Does it mean that from now on I can’t dream of you? My heart is broken now, and the only pony who can make me happy again, is you. I wish I could go to Equestria, meet you there, and give you all my love and strong feelings. If I meet you there, I will love you for the rest of my life. I’ll give you everything you want. I will take the best care of you. I know that you will love me too.
I love you very much. I want to be with you, hug your sexy body, kiss your beautiful face, scratch your cute ears, pet your gorgeous mane. And, as a human male (yes, my darling, I know how much you like us), I can give you a real pleasure, like no one else can, not even your Sweetie Drops. I don’t know, either you like pony stallions or not, but I guarantee you, that I will make you the happiest female in the multiverse. Not that I want only to have sex with you, no, I want to love you, and feel that you love me too. I’m a lonely person, and I have a crush on you for many years. I’m so unhappy, and only you can help my heart come alive again.
So, Lyra, tell me please, when can I go to Ponyville, where I can meet you and see you myself? I’ll say everything I feel about you, looking in the depth of your beautiful eyes. I love you so much. You’re very beautiful.
Can’t wait to hear you soon.
With all my love,
Mr. Human.
