We Are Our Avatars

So this is an idea I got from another forum, and I decided to see what effect it would have here.
 
Sha! Let’s go, Discord! To… Wait, where are we?
 
Apparently something called a forum… I think I’ve been to a couple… good times… fun times… Oh, hopefully you’ll survive the onslaught.
 
Um… {gulp}

does this forum can make me rich?

Well this is a strange area of the Digital world, and that’s saying something.

So this one time, I teached a whale to jump out of its tail.

OH SHI-

WHERE IS THE EASTER EGG?!

hey you all! i selling poni plushies for 25 cents! they are high quality!

Huuuuug me pweeaaase.

*Looks around

I am now a Xarik-Radux, an eldritch abomination of my own creation.
 
XARIKSPACE CONSUME YOU~

LOAD “*”,8,1

Anypony want to help me get my cutiemark?

(considering that I’m a featureless monster head with a guy surfing in my tongue….)
 
-kdsfasdfjaskfjaewrifjawi!!!!!!

@RIG  
I’ll take one if it’ll calm this tyke down.

Has anyone seen a Digimon General anywhere?

Yeah, I like wubs. Deal with it.

I require… a sacrifice… a willing volunteer…

@Princess♠Molestia  
I’ll help if you’ll call it a quest.

Heeey, I see you got an empty cup there. Need somethin’ to drink?  
Take some Four Loko, can’t even get this.
 
You can call me Mario by the way. Everyone does.

These ponies are… interesting creatures… perhaps they could make for such fine specimens…

looks around and preens feather
 
no trainers here…

Man…I was in such a hurry to get here I wrecked my car (assuming it’ll actually appear on my avatar), and pretty badly, too.
 
My insurance ain’t gonna like this…

Windmill, Windmill, for the land…  
Turn forever hand in hand…