Villains Bar (Possible NSFW)

Being a villain is tough, you have to spend every waking moment of your life plotting just to stay ahead of the game but even then luck is not on your side and you will often lose. Not to mention the daily hassle of maintaining your minions if you have them or dealing with the silence. Villains need to drink and relax too, and this is where the Villains Bar comes in. A place for villains to get away from the daily grind, chat, and of course have a drink. Anyone is allowed inside, but an expensive entrance fee deters most without it being too expensive for villains. However there are rules, and the rules are strictly enforced.
 
Rules:
 
1: No fighting in the bar
 
2: No conducting illegal business within the bar
 
3: No weapons in the Pub
 
4: If you break it, you buy it.
 
5: Anyone is allowed inside, if they pay the entrance fee.
 
Character cards are only needed for an OC villain, canon villains and other characters don’t need one.

(Hmm. Kinda like the one from Shrek. I think I’ll join. Just give me a bit…)

Name: Broken Mind  
Gender: Male  
Species: Unicorn  
Sexuality: Bisexual  
Age: 21  
Appearance: Slate coat, white and green mane, orange eyes and an earring on the left ear  
Notes: Has a split personality, which is represented by a crazy looking mask  
 
( It’s just a replica )

(Forgot about this…)
 
@Brony96  
(Thanks for bringin’ it back.)

@Steve61594  
( No problem :) )

(Holy shit! I didn’t know anyone posted here!)

@neutralgrey  
( Hi )

@Steve61594  

 
Kinda sorta, only more expensive

@Brony96  
(Yo, wanna join I already put my first post.)

@neutralgrey  
( Sure )  
Broken Mind: Walks in

@Brony96  
No one Seemed to care, they all minded their own business not paying the new guy any mind

@neutralgrey  
Broken Mind: Heh, like I haven’t gotten this response before

@Brony96  
No one even heard him, or if they did they didn’t bother to pay attention.

@neutralgrey  
Mask: Sheesh, what is this a bar or a graveyard

@Brony96  
Bob: Eh! You just gonna stand there or you gonna get a drink?  
The changeling bartender barked with a Manehattan-Esque accent

@neutralgrey  
Broken Mind: Okay, I’ll have a hard Cider Sits

@Brony96  
He pours him a glass of cider and pours some liquor in it then slides it down to him  
“So…never seen you here. So tell me, what’s your game?”

@neutralgrey  
Broken Mind: Well, I’m a psychopathic murderer that loves to tortures his victim

@neutralgrey  
(Will probably hop in on this. Gotta think of a good OC first.)

@Brony96  
The changeling stares at him for a good 30 seconds before falling down and laughing his ass off. After a solid minute of laughing he gets right back up  
“Heheh…jeez kid, I’ve heard all sorts of responses. I show clients a time they won’t soon forget, I make people disappear, you know ominous and vague shit, but you? You just fucking say it!”

@neutralgrey  
Mask: So? What’s so funny about be direct?!

@ArtColter  
( Okay )

@Brony96  
“Wha-? Nonono, what I mean is…ok picture this. You’re a kid again and it’s career day and dads are all saying, “I have worked this job for years, no one is better at it than I,” you know talking shit, but just when you’re getting sick of 5 minute speeches about the joys of being a mindless desk jockey you have this one dad who just fucking says, “I fuck bitches!” The changeling slams his hoof on the bar and laughs some more

@neutralgrey  
Broken Mind and Mask: …Laughs