Twixsome (NSFW)

Scenario: Twilight and Trixie want to have a threesome. Unfortunately, only one of us can join. We have to fight over them. Who wins the fight?
 
Stay away from them. They’re mine.  
Swings pickaxe at others

Doges most of the explosions, but one fractures one of his wings and comes crashing down
 
Ow…

shoots lazer beams out of eyes, cutting monkey in half

shit all i ever want was sex. dies

Get’s up slowly Double ow… Notices the pony shooting lazers and runs for cover

Casts invincibility spell on self, cuts Randomosaur’s head off, and starts fucking Twilight while fingering Trixie.

Rides back to earth on a rocket pulled from hammerspace. Jumps off of missile just as it hits you, sending you into the sun. Resumes banging Twilight while Twilight sticks her horn up Trixie’s butt.

@Randomosaur  
pulls up off the edge of the meat grinder and in the process kicks Random with both feet in the face and then resumes running away with her

@Randomosaur  
guts spatter all over you  
respawns

Throws a brick at ^’s face.

makes a stealthy escape with twilight and trixie before the others are done fighting…  
“i win”