The Adventures of Randomosaur and Mayojar77

@Mayojar77  
Mmmm, ponies.
 
Oh well, better take some for the road.
 
Takes a few pieces of pony bacon
 
Should we blow this place up?

@Randomosaur  
After we get the book. And we don’t do that until their sermon is over.

@Mayojar77  
What sermon? They just seem to be throwing roast potatoes at a dead whale.

@Randomosaur  
Good, it’s almost over. Guess they can’t wait to dig into their meal.

@Mayojar77  
Now they’re dancing Gangnam Style to the HBC song “Celestia Hates Equestria”.

@Randomosaur  
No, that’s not part of it. Must’ve been a dance spell misfire.

@Mayojar77  
And now they’re dancing out of here. Is their sermon finished?

@Randomosaur  
Yeah it’s done. Anything left in there, we kill.

@Mayojar77  
There is an adorable kitten in there, except with tentacles and horns.
 
Takes book

@Randomosaur  
That’s just a statue. Anyway, now we fly.  
flies away from exploding building  
Randomosaur is dangling by a thread

@Mayojar77  
Arrives at Galaxy’s house
 
OK, Galaxy, we got your stupid chapel. Now can you please go back in time and save Princess Cadance? You have no idea what I’ve been through.

@Randomosaur  
Galaxy: Yes I do. I have a direct feed into Mayo’s helmet-cam. Unfortunately for you, the only spell with enough power to send you back in time far enough is a one way trip. Take this Ice Spell to use on both of you.
 
Item Acquired: Windigoes’ Breath Ice Spell

@Mayojar77  
Goes back in time, erases the send-to-Venus/other space objects spell from Twilight’s memory, saving Cadance, then uses ice spell

@Randomosaur  
Mayo: He knows Twilight was in the Crystal Empire around the time she found out about that, right?
 
Galaxy: Does it matter?
 
Mayo: Guess not.
 
Galaxy: And for your trouble…
 
Item Acquired: Hard-To-Get-Rid-Of Bombs

@Mayojar77  
Wat? Also, I only erased the spell and the need to banish her, nothing else. Class-B amnesiacs, you see.

@Randomosaur  
Yeah, but you were in the Crystal Empire. Ice takes longer to melt there.

@Mayojar77  
If it’s July 2013 right now, when do I defrost?

@Randomosaur  
Long enough that by the time you unfreeze, Galaxy has gotten over her anxiety issues and shaved her beard. Just in time to help her destroy Ponesmouth. Don’t tell her about it though.

@Mayojar77  
So, about 3 seconds from now?

@Randomosaur  
Nah, more like twenty years. She sends you back in time afterwards though.
 
Man, your timeline is fucked up.

@Mayojar77  
I know right? I was born to a pony princess and an Eldritch abomination.

@Randomosaur  
Well, faithful listeners, that’s all we have time for in this episode.  
Be sure and tune in next time for the adventures of Me, Mayo the monster hunter, and my stalwart unicorn manservant, Randy.

I made this comic.  

@Randomosaur  
You know I’m not actually a jar of mayonnaise, right? I’ve said it enough times already.