Sniper at the Concert

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Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This cykas my blyats
Ozzy walks aimlessly down the hall, singing to himself  
Mi Buenos Aires querido, cuando yo te vuelva a veeeeeer…  
He notices Buttercup and John  
Guys!  
He enters the room, stumbles for a bit, and sits down  
Ho-ho-holy shit, you will not believe how strong these painkillers are. I can barely feels my lungs collapsing! I’m also really happy for some reason, I think it has something to do with them too!  
Looks around for a bit, before realizing something  
Oh, I-I’m not interrupting anything, am I?
Deserter
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This cykas my blyats
@Desertderp  
You’re going to Canterlot School?, but you’re lik-  
He realizes what’s happening  
Oh, wait, I have you confused for someone else, sorry about that. Name’s Ozzy, and, no, you can’t call me Oz, I hate that.
Deserter
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This cykas my blyats
@Desertderp  
He struggles to get up, clutching his side  
Welp, I should leave. I need to go to work, Canterlot High ain’t gonna clean itself. See you two later.  
He passes by John and whispers to him  
You should probably wear a hoodie or something, everybody’s gonna recognize you.  
Ozzy leaves the room
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