Random RP, please keep it SFW.

Race you to Manehatten. 3… 2… GO!

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Runs extremely slow.) Don’t make me run! I’m full of pie!

(walks back) I’ll give you… Hmm… 8 hours head start.

(Waddles by extremely slow.) Wook! I can wun!

runs by you ooooh no you don’t!

Eep! (Is nocked over.) Waaaaahhhh!!! (Cries waterfalls.)

Sorry. picks you off the ground

(Is picked up.) Don’t drop me!
 
(Sees ice cream stand nearby.) Oh, ice cweam! Can I get some?

Yes my cutie patootie.

(why the **** did I just say that?)

Mmmm, yummy ice cream! (pokes his head out of the rv)

(Hops into the vendor.) We’ll take one of every flavor!

Ice cream pony: Here you go.

(Licks the ice cream, relieved to be cooled down.)  
Wow, this stuff is great!

@FalcoDash107  
I agree. licks my cone

(Eats five.) EEP! Brain freeze!

@Beau Skunky  
uses Charizard FLAMETHROWER!  
Charizard: uses flamethrower

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Is blackened.) I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark. (Coughs up smoke.)

@Beau Skunky  
Charizard: Oops… blush

My HP is low…

@Beau Skunky  
uses  
 
full restore

@Background Pony #91Z0  
Yay! I feel great, and fit as a fiddle! (Flexes fatty muscles.)

@Beau Skunky  
Woo blushes hard you’re strong!

Woo! Look at my pecs! (Tries to flex flabby sumo chest.) Um, maybe I could diet… I’m starting to look like Klump from DK Country.  
(Tries to cover chest & furry belly with tail.)
 
Diet tomorrow… (Eats another ice cream.)

@Beau Skunky  
rubs belly nice belly blushes even more red