Pregset Shimmer: A Growing Situation

“…yeh. not that i want anything from the corpo faker.”

“…Yeah. To hell with him…”

“i don’t even think i’m his only bastard.”

“Mmmh…kids, calm down in there…”

“such a lil rowdy bunch.”

“Yeah, it feels like I’m going to have a growth spurt any second.”

“jeez they must really want out.”

“No…they just want bigger…”

“Teddy, and you rub my belly? Maybe that will calm them down.”

“uh kinda drivin’ here but i can try.”

“lil shaky down there. feeling ok down there?”

“Mmmh…I’ll manage.”

“well we’re almost to ma’s shop so i can give you proper rubs later.”

“Okay…you kids keep calm in there.”

“You ready Teddy?”

“hell no but let’s do it anyway.”

“Hi Rosemary!”

RM:“OOOOH is that my favorite daughter in la-”

RM:AND WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!

T:AAAAAHOWOWOW WAIT! WAIT! MA WAIT! AAAAAASUNSETHELP! OW! OW! OW!

“Rosemary! If you want to get to Ted, you’re gonna have to get through me!”

RM:“when were you going to tell me i was gonna tell me you where having kids! you know you i would have wanted to know right away!

“Rosemary! Please, just look at me and let me talk ok? I’ll explain everything.”

RM:“ooooh and don’t worry honey we’ll get right on planning that baby shower! me and that pink friend of your will take care of everything! ooooh i can’t tell ted’s lil friend, wallflower! she’ll be happy to help!”