Pooping competition (NSFW)

SS: I think you just sank my destroyer but here comes counterattack then rapidly drops bombs into bowl

LH: dang, you sank my battle dump

SS: I can do more than that launches more and bigger dumps  
SS: Ew! I can smell my own dumps as well!

LH: dear celestia, I’m losing really hard, you’re just destroying my battle dumps  
tries to release more dump bombs

SS: Oh! I feel pain! Here comes harder log! tries to release it

pushes even harder and more dump squeezes  
LH: come on, come on, I’m gonna lose the battle here

tries to launch more dump attacks  
LH: dang, my attacks are really weak

SPLOS  
SS: Oh my! That was a nuclear bomb!

SS: You’ll be history or mutant

LH: my goodness, I guess now I have just one last battle dump. Alright, let’s try to send out my own nuclear bomb. Hmmmm! Does her best to launch the nuclear dump

SS: I can see the white flags or it’s just the onion but I’m not done yet. That was Little Boy and soon will come Fat Man. You have time to repair while this Airstrike comes then medium bombs come out her butt  
SS: Holy smoke! The white flags are covered by dust.

LH: you still got more? After you already defeated me?

LH: I’m running out of ammo here  
Does her best to push more out

SS: I must make sure that there’s nothing left when I’m done. I hold too long which why today was so gassy.

LH: pushes out a weak dump

lighthoof tries to push more but just few weak farts come out  
LH: now I’m out of ammo

SS: Here comes the Finishing attack! blasts long diarrhea with gas  
SS: I guess I just clogged the toilet. I can’t see toilet’s white porcelain inside it. farts There’s only mustard gas left. bigger fart My stomach almost killed me!

LH: dear, celestia you won the battle shits!

LH: you were amazing in there. That was a great idea to have battle shits

SS: You were also great. Unfortunately I just noticed that I’m out of the toilet paper. This was the shittiest training day that I have had.

LH: don’t worry, my stall has a lot of toilet paper, I can give you most of it