Plain And Simple Tank Warfare (NSFW) (Anthro Characters)

(Out of sheer boredom, I’ve decided to post this.)  
Short background : This is sort of like a MLP version of World of Tanks. Each battle can take place at any of the following locations:  

Tank: XTF-61  
Tank Name (Optional): Get Off My Lawn 3000  
Commander Name: Grandpa Jenkins  
Other Info (Optional): This is a joke and the real sheet will probably come later  
Starting Location: Pokemon Stadium (Smash Bros. Brawl)
 
_{(Though, I do have an idea I’d like to discuss with you in PM)}

@HatOfDisguise  
(So are you actually wanting to rp with this for now? Or are you gonna wait until you have posted the actual sheet?)

@HerrKraus  
(As funny as it would be, no, this probably wouldn’t be the best vehicle for this. It’d toss itself around just by shooting its canons. Then again, rocket jumping would be a legitimate strategy)

@HatOfDisguise  
(Understood.)

Tank: EL3/35(Mag) (L3/35 but changed drastically)  
Tank Name (Optional):  
Commander Name: Scorch  
Other Info (Optional): Shoots magic, souped-up engine, rounder armor in hopes of deflecting shots. But wait, there’s more!  
Starting Location: Manehattan
 
(The joke tank is funnier but this works. Really just want to see how this little sucker fares against heavier artillery)

@HatOfDisguise  
It was late in the afternoon, after the initial invasion force landed in the harbor, most Manehattaners had evacuated inland, meaning the city is virtually deserted. Meaning it was mostly quiet, it was on that day that a special transport landed, and several hulking masses of flesh and metal stepped off with a group of infantry.

@HerrKraus  
Blazing orbs of fire plummet to the ground at four different points, one point for where each threat is- three for the big giants and one dedicated to the infantry.

@HatOfDisguise  
As most of the infantry panicked, the Giants just stood there, not seeming to care much, and continued to lumber forward.

@HerrKraus  
Someone or some thing had cast Meteor Swarm.  
Several blazing orbs crash down into these locations, likely doing great amounts of damage to the monstrous machines, and probably not allowing the infantry to fare any better(because for some strange reason, flaming rocks hurtling in from orbit aren’t very nice to what they hit)

@HatOfDisguise  
Yet, it seemed, while it completely decimated the infantry, and destroyed the transport, all it really did was burn the walking abominations as the continued forward.

@HerrKraus  
From in the streets, a Sherman Firefly fires a tank shell, aimed for the center of mass of one of these giants.  
Horrifyingly, it is hundreds of tank shells that strike the target and the area surrounding it.  
The Sherman immediately rolls away, as no intelligent being would desire to be in range of those things.
 
(How big are these giants?)

@HatOfDisguise  
(For referance, there is an autoloading Flak 88 stuck into it’s left arm)
 
Despite the heavy bombardment, all the shells seemed to do was dent the heavy frontal armor, meanwhile, the giants began spreading out, each taking a different street.