MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (D-i): NMN Fright House Test

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Sunny Starscout: Can we get started yet? We’re so excited!
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Space Professor: YEAH, c’mon! The party is almost about to begin!!
(Dressed up as an armored space scientist)
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Thinker: Patience, ponies! This celebration requires an elite touch of finesse!
(Dressed up in a black sweater, square glasses and a tied up mane bun)
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Airship Mare: UUUGGGHHH, we’ll be dried-up skeletons by the time you’re done decoratin’!
(Dressed up like an airship)
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Rebel Cat: AAHHH BATS! BATS IN MY FFAAACCEEE!!!!!
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Space Professor: AAAHHH, I’m having traumatic flashbacks from the Dragon Lands again!!!
(Goes into a seizure)
Pumpkin Colt: HAHAHAH, look! The professor is doing the worm dance! LEMME JOIN!!
Pumpkin Filly: ME TOO!!

(Twins start rolling around on the floor)
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Pipp Petals: —-just one last touch…
(Pulls switch to unleash more fake bats)
Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Zipp Storm: [scream, laugh]
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Space Professor: STOP IT!! You’re going to break my sanity again!!
Airship Mare: Careful that you don’t give send him to a dark descent, princess!
Rebel Cat: He’ll easily get amnesia that way!
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Rebel Cat: AAHHH BATS! BATS IN MY FFAAACCEEE!!!!!
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Space Professor: AAAHHH, I’m having traumatic flashbacks from the Dragon Lands again!!!
(Goes into a seizure)
Pumpkin Colt: HAHAHAH, look! The professor is doing the worm dance! LEMME JOIN!!
Pumpkin Filly: ME TOO!!

(Twins start rolling around on the floor)
HA! He’s a bigger scaredy-cat than Hitch! 😂
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Rebel Cat: AAHHH BATS! BATS IN MY FFAAACCEEE!!!!!
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Space Professor: AAAHHH, I’m having traumatic flashbacks from the Dragon Lands again!!!
(Goes into a seizure)
Pumpkin Colt: HAHAHAH, look! The professor is doing the worm dance! LEMME JOIN!!
Pumpkin Filly: ME TOO!!

(Twins start rolling around on the floor)
HA! He’s a bigger scaredy-cat than Hitch! 😂
Rebel Cat: HEY, don’t just stand there and insult my kin like that! Help him up on his hooves!
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Pipp Petals: [chomps] Apple treats tasting delicious!
Rest of main ponies: [sigh]
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Thinker: (Sips apple brew) And this cider has the right amount of tanginess and hardness! Perfect for a royal banquet!
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Space Professor: THANKS! I brewed it myself from recycled water in the town’s sewer systems!!
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Thinker: PPPFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! (Spits on Professor’s face)
Oh menacing Nightmare MOON! You ARE a mad scientist, UGH!! Whatever you do, DON’T tell the guests where you brewed this, okay??
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Pipp Petals: Hmm… But you know what’s missing?
Sunny Starscout: No, Pipp!
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Space Professor: C’MON, we already gone through EVERY level of this Brighthouse!!
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Thinker: Frighthouse!
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Space Professor: WHATEVER!!!!
Space Professor: OH NONONONONO, you’re not making me fall for THAT again!
(Brings out laserbeam blaster)
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I’ll blast every bat I see as soon as they come out of the ceiling!
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Thinker: Ha, I was hoping you would say that…
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(Ceiling net cannon turret catches Professor Cosmo off guard)
(Even more fake bats fall from the ceiling)
Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Zipp Storm: [scream, laugh]
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Space Professor: (Caught in the net) AAHHH, what the HAY??!! Since when did she procured a net-launching cannon??!!
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Thinker: I decided to take a huge chapter of pages from your book and decided to surprise you with an extra layer of security for our base of operations while you were away!
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Space Professor: OH, how thoughtful of you. We get it, your princess is richer than me. Now GET ME OUTTA THIS NET before I blast all of ya!
Zipp Storm: That better be the last one!
Space Professor: Any more hidden donated traps and defense systems you wanna show and tell, Butler?
Thinker: I would tell you, but that would RUIN the surprise! Ha ha ha ha!
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The Fright House is looking so fucking spooky. Everypony would love the shit out of this place.
Thinker: It takes more than just looking scary to be a successful house of horrors. Proper presentation is always key to success!
[WARNING - PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE LANGUAGE FROM NOW ON, AS THIS SERIES IS RATED TV-Y. FUTURE POSTS WITH COARSE LANGUAGE OR REFERENCES TO EXPLICIT MATERIAL WILL BE IGNORED]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT MURDER AND BLOOD, AND ITS REFERENCES, ARE ALLOWED UNDER SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES, SUCH AS DURING COMBAT SCENES OR WHEN DONE BY ANTAGONISTS OF THE SHOW]
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Pipp Petals: [gasps] Misty, what’s wrong? Why didn’t you scream with the rest of the group?
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Rebel Cat: Were the bats not scary enough anymore?
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Thinker: I TOLD you we should’ve added more variety to our frightful packages, Princess!
Pipp Petals: Would you prefer giant spiders?
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Thinker: I don’t think that would fit in the ceiling…
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Airship Mare: That might not be the real problem, Butler….because after witnessing all the real-life traumas in her fillyhood….
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Space Professor: …..it seems that she has developed a high tolerance of fear for—well, every common phobia known to pony kind…
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