MYMC05E4: Father of the Bridlewood Reaction Script (C): Girls seek Elderflower for guidance

Background Pony #635F
Zipp Storm: Uh, Izzy? Where are we?
Izzy Moonbow: Shh-shh! Also, hold these wild grass-woven gift basket baskets.
Elder Flower: Well, lookie who we have here!
Inspector Mare: GGAASSSSPPP, it’s ELDER FLOWER!!!!
Professor: So you DID pulled that advice from that crazy old mare’s ramblings!
Background Pony #635F
Elder Flower: Dizzy!
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, it’s Izzy, Elder Flower.
Inspector Mare: HEHEHEH, after seeing you get knocked the wind outta ya a few times, I reckon you tried to scratch a letter from your nametag when you were a foal!

Background Pony #635F
Izzy Moonbow: This is Sunny and Zipp!
Professor: HI!! Uhhh—this is for you??
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(Hoofs out grass basket)
Izzy Moonbow: Sunny and Zipp, meet Elder Flower, the most elderly-est pony in town.
Professor: Most cognitively and mentally challenged too, apparently!
Inspector Mare: PROFESSOR!
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Izzy Moonbow: This is Sunny and Zipp!
Professor: HI!! Uhhh—this is for you??
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(Hoofs out grass basket)
Izzy Moonbow: Sunny and Zipp, meet Elder Flower, the most elderly-est pony in town.
Professor: Most cognitively and mentally challenged too, apparently!
Inspector Mare: PROFESSOR!
smacks Professor over the head
Background Pony #635F
Izzy Moonbow: This is Sunny and Zipp!
Professor: HI!! Uhhh—this is for you??
small
(Hoofs out grass basket)
Izzy Moonbow: Sunny and Zipp, meet Elder Flower, the most elderly-est pony in town.
Professor: Most cognitively and mentally challenged too, apparently!
Inspector Mare: PROFESSOR!
smacks Professor over the head
Professor: (Smothers Flareon with stinky weed grass over his face)
Background Pony #635F
Elder Flower: [snorts] Wild grass-woven gift basket baskets?! How very thoughtful! And respectful!
Inspector Mare: Hehehe, uhhh––Miss Moonbow told us those are your favourites!
Izzy Moonbow: Elder Flower is the storyteller in Bridlewood! She has tales that have been passed down through generations and generations of little ponies!
Izzy Moonbow: Like, all of the past is in her mind! Can you belizzle that?!
Professor: Hehhehe, it’s no wonder she forgets to weed out her garden, mow her grass and clean out her horde house every once in awhile…
Inspector Mare: Something tells me you didn’t just gave her that final Jinxie Games trophy over pity of her physical disabilities
Background Pony #635F
Izzy Moonbow: Oh! That is such a good one!
Izzy Moonbow: I know that some of her stories might not make sense right away, but I promise she’ll help you understand more about Equestria’s history.
Professor: This should be fun! I can’t WAIT to decipher more incoherent ramblings of a senile madmare!
Inspector Mare: And I thought MY elder family was nuttier than peanut butter in a griffon scone!
Background Pony #635F
Elder Flower: I will on one condition…
Professor: UUGGGH, fine
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(Pulls out cilantro-cannabis bag from his pocket)
Inspector Mare: HOLD on there, Puffy the Hail-fire Neighsayer!
Elder Flower: I wanna visit…the big city!
Background Pony #635F
Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] That’s not the Bridlewood Elder way! Pass her your baskets!
Professor: Yeah, Sunny! What the hay??! I’m not even from here, and even I know how to greet a crazy old lady in Bridlewood!!
Yeah, right 🙄
Professor: I gave her the basket beforehoof, remember?
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