Morning toilet duty [NSFW]

Saturn holds out his hoof for Rarity  
I’m here for you, sweetheart ^ ^

Rarity: thanks Saturn.  
Rarity then used all the strength she has and having a tight grip to Saturn’s hoof, Rarity’s butt bursted a huge amount of diarrhea, her butt has

Saturn: There you go, honey  
Let it all out ^ ^

Feel better, sweetheart?

Rarity: yeah, much better

Saturn: I’m thinking we should head upstairs to our room after I give your butt a good wipe  
Lay back, relax with our little girls, maybe watch something too  
Oh, and if any of you sweethearts are gassy during it, Don’t be afraid to let it rip  
We don’t mind ^ ^

Rarity: yeah, you’re right. Now can you wipe my dirty butt, please?

Of course I will ^ ^

A minute passes  
Rarity: are you done wiping my butt?

Rarity: how about you congratulate my butt and kiss it?

Rarity: I wonder what he’s gonna say to my butt?  
She thought to herself

Neptune facepalmed herself with her left wing  
Nep: Rarity, why would he say something to your butt?  
Doesn’t that sound quite…..Weird?

Rarity: because, since he likes my butt so much, I thought he would do something like that

Saturn: It is true, I do love Rarity’s butt  
However, talking to a butt is like talking to a crash test dummy, There’s just no response, just very awkward silence

Rarity: I thought it would look kinda cute.

Saturn: Rarity, sweetums  
In your head it may look cute, to me it’s really darn weird  
For now however….  
Saturn started to kiss Rarity romantically on the lips  
This will be just as passionately cute ^ ^