Heavy is dead, but with ponies

Heavy is dead, but with ponies taking the role of the characters.

Pinkie Pie: *singing* It is a good day to be not dead.

AJ: POW, you are dead.

Pinkie Pie: I AM DEAD!!

AJ: evil laugh  
Rarity:conga  
AJ:Aww, shucks.  
Rarity:gasp Pinkie Pie is dead?

Pinkie: Yes, I am dead!

Rarity: Why is Pinkie dead?

AJ: Ah don’t know.  
Pinkie: I think it was…

AJ: SSsshh, you are dead!  
Rarity: SSsshh, you are dead!

Pinkie: Okay. *Lays on her back*

Rainbow Dash: What’s up ya buckers? Who’s up for a pelvic thrust?

Rainbow Dash: Wha?! What the bloody Tartarus just happened?!

AJ: Pinkie is Dead!  
Rarity: Pinkie is Dead!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie is dead?!

Rarity: Correct.

Rainbow:  

Rarity: So, did you see the murderer?

Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Nope. Sorry, Sugarcube.

Rarity: I will find him, I was fashion him, and nopony will ever die again.

*Applause*
 
Rainbow: Now that’s awesome.
 
Applejack: Dang proud right now.

Big Mac: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENtion!!!

Big Mac: Pinkie is dead!

Rarity: We know.

Big Mac: Who killed her?

Rarity: We don’t know Darling.