Fertility Girls 1.5 [NSFW]

Shimmer: If by patch you mean have this entire house picked up and ready for your arrival, then yeah, we did. Come on, let’s keep going.
 
You rejoin the chaos downstairs as friends and families move all of your stuff into Shimmer’s place. Alone this would take multiple days but together the move-in took only three to four hours. With the truck emptied, you tell everyone that you need to return the truck quickly and be right back, you do so and collect your car from the parking lot. You return home, tired and satisfied, opening the door to a rather quiet home. You’re slightly confused looking around the house until you enter the living room to–
 
Everyone (especially Pinkie): SURPRISE!!

ted: wow! what’s all this for?

Shimmer: It’s for you!
 
Applejack: Pinkie had the great idea to throw a new party in honor of Shimmer’s new roommate n’ friend. I couldn’t agree more.
 
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh! When it comes to welcoming parties, I throw them out to the most welcome of family members!
 
Fluttershy: You both worked hard to get each other to this point, we couldn’t be happier for you and Shimmer.
 
Twilight: And you’ll be an even greater help when all of our children are born, especially for the twins.
 
Rarity: comes up and hugs you Oh, you’ll make all sorts of new friends with us.

ted:…i don’t know what ta say..

Applejack: Well I certainly do: Who’s up for an outdoor BBQ?

ted: that sound like a plan.
 
tigger zipps around Applebloom and her friends once everyone’s outside

The backyard party commences. Everyone begins socializing, including yourself, as Shining Armor and Big Mac use Shimmer’s grill. During the commotion, Applejack and Applebloom confront you and Shimmer.
 
Applejack: Howdy, you two. Ah believe mah sister has somethin’ to say to y’all.
 
Applebloom: …sorry for making things unconfortable yesterday evening.

ted: it’s alright.
 
tigger tries getting at the food

Shimmer: Apology accepted, Applebloom. You should probably do that kind of thing less from now on. Hey, are those veggie burgers ready?
 
Shimmer joins you at the grill where you get a meaty burger and herself one that’s not-so-meaty. During the evening everyone greets you and some of them even leave you small gifts behind. The evening sunset arrives as the party winds down, families going home early. The last to leave was Rarity’s family.
 
Rarity: I guess that’s it then. I’m absolutely tired but the party was a great addition. We should thank Pinkie again for it.

ted: yeah, this was great.

Rarity: What will you two do now?

ted: well i probably should get tigger inside.

Rarity: Well, I suppose we all should get some rest. Tomorrow is another day. Have a good evening, you two.
 
Rarity waves goodbye to you two and you both shut the door. You turn around to the now-officiallly-housed-by-two living room, happy that everything has been moved in. You both head on upstairs to Shimmer’s room (which is now also your room) where everything is now neat and tidy.
 
Shimmer: No place like home, huh? I put your memento box in that closet up on the shelf.

ted: i think i might go through that again. see what else is in there.

You bring the box back onto the bed where Shimmer lays down to join you. You open the box and begin exploring its contents.
 
Shimmer: No drama this time, if you don’t’ mind?

ted: i’ll try, no guarantees, god knowes we have more than enough.

Shimmer: You can say that again.

ted:pulls out odd silinder thing with a button on the side i don’t remember what this thing does…hmm

Shimmer: looking around object I don’t know either, what do you suppose is it?

ted:…ummm ted press the button and it extends into a baton hitting him in the forehead ffff! ow!

Shimmer: ?!?! Wha–

ted: aaah, jeez! that hurt! rubbing were the baton hit him and left a noticeable bruising mark in the middle of his forehead

Shimmer: Are you alright?? Why is there a baton in your memento box?

ted: i think i must have got when i was traveling in case someone some tried ta jump me in my rv. must’a put it in here and forgot about it.

Shimmer: I’ll be right back. Hold on.
 
Shimmer gets up and leaves for the kitchen. You stay there holding the darkened bruise on your head. She returns with a small bag of ice, ordering you to lie down as she places it on you.
 
Shimmer: Any better?