You choose the lines for the dolls V.2

Let us say that You were incharge of choosing lines for the talking dolls of Spike, Big Mac, Shining Armor, Discord, King Sombra, Flash Sentry, Prince Blueblood and Star Swirl the Bearded. What lines would they have?

Do we really need a whole new thread for this?  
I don’t think so.

Spike
 
>I am the dragon

Spike: “D’Artagnan, motherf(BUY SOME APPLES)!”  
Big Mac: “Eeyup. That’s it. That’s all I’m gonna say. That’s all I ever say.”  
Shiny: “Radical! Gnarly! 2013!”  
Discord: “Aw, but Mom, I’m playing with my collectables!”  
Sombra: “Tell McCarthy I am never working with her again.”  
Brad: “Speaking of against the law, who wants to talk about murders?”  
Blueblood: “Game’s over, losers! I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!”  
Star Swirl: “I’m host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.”

Spike: “You gotta unleash the dragon!”
 
Big Macintosh: (at random) “Eeyup.” “Nnnope.” “Mmmaybe.” (rarely) “Reply hazy, try again.”
 
Shining Armor: “Twily!” “Cady!” “…Chryssy?!”
 
Discord: “I should just quote some of Q’s lines from Star Trek. Would it make any sense? No. But you know what I always say.”
 
Sombra: “I am here to make crystals metal. I will make everything metal! BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY!”
 
Flash Sentry: “Her Highness is making googly eyes at me again. I should ask to be reassigned.”
 
Blueblood: “A princess? After living with those… Ponyville rubes… for so long? Preposterous!”
 
Star Swirl: “The fate of the three tribes does not rest on me making friends!” “Well… fuck.”