kleptomage 
Imagine you are in charge of choosing lines for talking dolls of Nightmare Moon, Princess Cadance, Queen Chrysalis, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, and Princess Twilight. What should they say?
You choose lines for the dolls
ClownDicks
Princess Twilight, eh?
“I’m a princess! Are you a princess too?”
“Let’s fly to the castle!”
“My wings are so pretty!”
“I wish they taught shopping in school!”
“Buy all our playsets and toys!”
“Now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!”
“My Spidey-Sense is tingling – anybody call for a web-slinger?”
“There’s a snake in my boot!”
“I’m a princess! Are you a princess too?”
“Let’s fly to the castle!”
“My wings are so pretty!”
“I wish they taught shopping in school!”
“Buy all our playsets and toys!”
“Now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!”
“My Spidey-Sense is tingling – anybody call for a web-slinger?”
“There’s a snake in my boot!”
♥♥Princess♥♥Celestia♥♥ 
The Bestia
Nightmare Moon: The night will last forever 5 second long laugh
Chrysalis: I will kill you all…
Luna: Haha! The fun has been doubled!
Celestia: my wings are so pretty!…sobs softly
Cadence: Imma princess! Shining armor is such a hunk! Princess! Let’s go shopping!
Twilight: Books books books!
Chrysalis: I will kill you all…
Luna: Haha! The fun has been doubled!
Celestia: my wings are so pretty!…sobs softly
Cadence: Imma princess! Shining armor is such a hunk! Princess! Let’s go shopping!
Twilight: Books books books!
Background Human 
CHS, Class of 20XX
Celestia: “Twilight’s making googly eyes at that guard again. I should have him reassigned.”
Luna: “A thousand years and so little has changed. I thought we’d at least have jet packs by now.”
Cadance: (stilted) “Visit the historic Crystal Empire, just north of Equestria. We have museums, shopping, and amusement parks for the little ones.” (normal) “How was that?”
Twilight: “Spike! Get me a danish!”
Nightmare Moon: “Time to die, little ponies. Yes, I said ‘die.’ Take that, Standards and Practices!”
Chrysalis: “Enjoying your sloppy seconds, Cadance? HA!”
Luna: “A thousand years and so little has changed. I thought we’d at least have jet packs by now.”
Cadance: (stilted) “Visit the historic Crystal Empire, just north of Equestria. We have museums, shopping, and amusement parks for the little ones.” (normal) “How was that?”
Twilight: “Spike! Get me a danish!”
Nightmare Moon: “Time to die, little ponies. Yes, I said ‘die.’ Take that, Standards and Practices!”
Chrysalis: “Enjoying your sloppy seconds, Cadance? HA!”
Trickquestion
Nightmare Moon: “What is this crap!? When I signed the contract I was a season long villain! Why the hell am I only in two episodes now?”
Cadence: “Oh, you haven’t found true love yet? Zap Now you have.”
Chrysalis: “That pink pony Princess may have foiled my invasion, but I still made off with Armor’s virginity! Chrysalis: 1, Pinky: 0!
Luna: SISTER! WHAT BEITH THIS STRANGE, SPEECH STEALING CONTRAPTION!?
Twilight: Baltimare has an inefficient population count. Remove a tenth of the citizenry from the city limits. And institute the metric system while you’re at it!
Celestia: Oh upside down pineapple cake, your fine glazed surface and creamy filling is just so… Appetizing!
Cadence: “Oh, you haven’t found true love yet? Zap Now you have.”
Chrysalis: “That pink pony Princess may have foiled my invasion, but I still made off with Armor’s virginity! Chrysalis: 1, Pinky: 0!
Luna: SISTER! WHAT BEITH THIS STRANGE, SPEECH STEALING CONTRAPTION!?
Twilight: Baltimare has an inefficient population count. Remove a tenth of the citizenry from the city limits. And institute the metric system while you’re at it!
Celestia: Oh upside down pineapple cake, your fine glazed surface and creamy filling is just so… Appetizing!
Itsthinking 
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Realistic buzzkill edition:
NMM: “The night shall last FOREVER!”
Celestia: “All of my little ponies are such good friends!”
Chrysalis: “This day is going to be perfect!”
Luna: “The fun has been doubled!”
Twilight: “Is there a book about doing this?”
Cadance: “Love conquers all!”
Extras:
Shining Armor: “Twily is the best little sister ever!”
Gilda: “Stop pressing that button, dweeb!”
Spike: “I’m the most noble dragon in Equestria!”
NMM: “The night shall last FOREVER!”
Celestia: “All of my little ponies are such good friends!”
Chrysalis: “This day is going to be perfect!”
Luna: “The fun has been doubled!”
Twilight: “Is there a book about doing this?”
Cadance: “Love conquers all!”
Extras:
Shining Armor: “Twily is the best little sister ever!”
Gilda: “Stop pressing that button, dweeb!”
Spike: “I’m the most noble dragon in Equestria!”
Psyga315 
The Fallen Brony
“Swallow your soul! Swallow your soul! Swallow your soul!”
“I wanna play a game.”
“Seven Days…”
“Soon…”
“Your soul is mine…”
“I wanna play a game.”
“Seven Days…”
“Soon…”
“Your soul is mine…”
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