PrisonedMuffin 
Doctor Whooves: basically David Tennant in pony form. You can go on time traveling adventures with him and Derpy in the TARDIS. Is also British as fuck (despite having an American/Canadian accent in his only speaking role in the show)
Cons: if you’re not into Doctor Who, he probably ain’t your type of friend. Also, I hope you don’t like pears.
Who would you pick?
Yeah, you see the title. Here are your options with pros and cons. Note that we are going by general fandom and not personal headcanons.
Derpy:
Pros: she seems pretty happy all the time and is very silly, meaning she is funny. She’s also pretty fucking cute. You also get to go on time traveling adventures with her and the Doctor. Maybe you’ll get to babysit Dinky.
Cons: she is completely obsessed with muffins, meaning that it’s all that she’d talk to you about, really. She is also probably quite older than you, having two daughters, Amethyst Star and Dinky. She’s also probably busy with mail and adventures with her boyfriend, Doctor Whooves. She also doesn’t appear to be that smart, is also quite oblivious to her surroundings, and could possibly damage your stuff, as well as seriously injure or kill you due to her clumsiness.
Lyra:
Pros: seems to have a lot of energy, can play a lyre, and, due to her obsession with humans, she may want your dick (if you’re into that kind of thing)
Cons: like Derpy, Lyra seems to have limited interests. She also may not be readily available, due to her relationship with her girlfriend, Bon Bon.
Bon Bon:
Pros: can probably make candy. Like Bon Bons (hue)
Cons: as shown in the show, she seems to be quite bitchy. She also cannot keep a consistent voice (may not be a con), and Lyra may cause her to be unavailable.
Applejack (lol jk)
Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0N-3:
Pros: is a DJ that plays shit like dubstep, house, drum n bass etc. ßhe also seems to be pretty spunky and tomboyish.
Cons: you might not be into her type of music, and she may not be into your type (though her and Octavia seem to gel well). She and her girlfriend Octavia may be too busy at times.
Octavia: can play a cello (even though her cutie mark says otherwise and that her cello looks more like a double bass). Is also quite fancy and shit.
Cons: could be difficult if you don’t like classical. Also, don’t try to hit on her; like Lyra, Bon Bon, and Vinyl, she’s only into mares (Vinyl specifically). Except for Lyra. She likes human guys.
Derpy:
Pros: she seems pretty happy all the time and is very silly, meaning she is funny. She’s also pretty fucking cute. You also get to go on time traveling adventures with her and the Doctor. Maybe you’ll get to babysit Dinky.
Cons: she is completely obsessed with muffins, meaning that it’s all that she’d talk to you about, really. She is also probably quite older than you, having two daughters, Amethyst Star and Dinky. She’s also probably busy with mail and adventures with her boyfriend, Doctor Whooves. She also doesn’t appear to be that smart, is also quite oblivious to her surroundings, and could possibly damage your stuff, as well as seriously injure or kill you due to her clumsiness.
Lyra:
Pros: seems to have a lot of energy, can play a lyre, and, due to her obsession with humans, she may want your dick (if you’re into that kind of thing)
Cons: like Derpy, Lyra seems to have limited interests. She also may not be readily available, due to her relationship with her girlfriend, Bon Bon.
Bon Bon:
Pros: can probably make candy. Like Bon Bons (hue)
Cons: as shown in the show, she seems to be quite bitchy. She also cannot keep a consistent voice (may not be a con), and Lyra may cause her to be unavailable.
Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0N-3:
Pros: is a DJ that plays shit like dubstep, house, drum n bass etc. ßhe also seems to be pretty spunky and tomboyish.
Cons: you might not be into her type of music, and she may not be into your type (though her and Octavia seem to gel well). She and her girlfriend Octavia may be too busy at times.
Octavia: can play a cello (even though her cutie mark says otherwise and that her cello looks more like a double bass). Is also quite fancy and shit.
Cons: could be difficult if you don’t like classical. Also, don’t try to hit on her; like Lyra, Bon Bon, and Vinyl, she’s only into mares (Vinyl specifically). Except for Lyra. She likes human guys.
Doctor Whooves: basically David Tennant in pony form. You can go on time traveling adventures with him and Derpy in the TARDIS. Is also British as fuck (despite having an American/Canadian accent in his only speaking role in the show)
Cons: if you’re not into Doctor Who, he probably ain’t your type of friend. Also, I hope you don’t like pears.
Who would you pick?
