Twilights Satanic secret

I have came here to show you all the lights.  
It all adds up  
The Royals is the real illuminati  
Twilight =Lucifer and the curropter  
Grogar =Anti-christ and the goat Twilight shall ride when he shall bring fourth the apocalypse  
Grogar=also Pan the depraved rape goat god  
Luna =Satan and the bringer of wrath  
Celestia = Grimmreaper cause unlike Tirek actually buries ppl  
Derpy =Sloth devil and the personification of Easteregg  
Tirek=Angra Manyu and the true source of MLP evil(him being around since the 80’s proves this)  
When Twilight shall win all Elements of harmony with help from Celly Turning everyone into stone and Luna killing everyone and Derpy Appearing and injuring everyone one Tirek will come for Twilights soul the one he bargained for succes and rip it out and place it in Grogar who will then reveal his true form!  
Lauren Faust! and this proceed to Buttheart the Fandom to death!

@MonkeyDzyrax
 
Whatever you’re on, either get off it or start sharing.

So your argument is that the show is secretly totally fucking metal? Because I can get behind that.

I understand Mister Monkey.

….So Dr. Heinrich Faust is actually an ancestor of Lauren Faust, and now she will be taken to hell because Mephisto didn’t get Heinrich’s soul?
 
Well who knew?

 
 
… I guess?

Who the fuck is Grogar?

Who the fuck is Grogar?

^Google is an amazing tool

we need more shit like this in the fandom