Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
Describe an MLP villain in the most boring way possible:  
A jealous sister.  
Mr. Mxyzptlk made from spare parts.  
A control-freak bug.  
Satan’s fart.  
That guy.”  
Overly ambitious idiot.  
Venom but less cool.  
Darla Dimple but not funny.
 
Pretty easy to guess who is whom, eh?
ShadowBolt Platinum

Don't lose your way!
@Brass Beau  
Same, but Equestria Girls:
 
Formerly Satan, now a rock star.  
Seaponies from a hairy potter.  
Mad scientist with talking dog and reputation Dean Hardscrabble.  
Green aesop girl.  
Dynamax movie star.  
I forget this one.  
But first, let me take a selfie!  
Groundhog Tenacious Day.
Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
@ShadowBolt Platinum  
Not gonna lie, half of those sound awesome! Let’s try for the recurring villains:  
A magician with too much ego.  
Snake oil salesmen.  
Motivational speaker with no indoor voice.  
All skill, no morals.  
Annoying dude bro.
DarkObsidian
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@Brass Beau
 
Discord you’re such a troll,  
And we know it all,  
You just live for Twilight freaking out,  
Your motivation is like sauerkraut,  
Someday someone will kick your ass,  
But as always we let it pass.
 
;-)
Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
@Myoozik  
That song will never NOT rock my socks off. Fuck Eye of the Tiger. If I wanna get pumped, that’s my song of choice. Imma listen to it right now.
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I may get misty eyed for a lotta things, but that episode wasn’t one of them. In my defense, it has to compete with things like the concert from season 4 of My Hero Academia. If you weren’t gonna cry like a man after seeing Eri smile, you have no soul.
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