Pony-related dreams?

Has anyone had any pony related dreams? I’ve had them in my dreams, but I rarely remember my dreams, and they didn’t play a very big role in any of my dreams, so I can’t contribute at the moment. I also can’t lucid dream, so I can’t have a dream in which I can’t do whatever the fuck I want.
 
So, any awesome pony dreams?

I once had a dream where Luna shot my eyes out with a machine gun.

@Randomosaur  
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Twilight and I went spelunking. She fell off a ladder and died. The end.

I had a dream where I was hanging out with friends and I was being quizzed on my hardware knowledge. At one point I turned the tables and started aggresivly question-arguing with one about basin wrenches at which point someone said: “Dear God, imagine Fluttershy saying this.”
 
And then we proceeded to hunt for a dummy I manufactured for a video project from the beginning of my senior High School year.

I am training lucid dreaming because of this. I still cannot control my dreams thought, but I can rembember them. Non of my dreams were pony related.

@Splinter  
Imagine. Being the God of your own dream. I’ve heard that a guy had a lucid dream which lasted 100 years (in one night).

I’ve had lucid dreams. Last night I was in a zombie apocalypse of sorts.  
The zombies were really brainwashed humans.
 
Shit was so dope.  
I saved the day of course by pretending to be one of them and then killing their leader who did the brainwashing.
 
Part of the brainwashing involves touching a jet black alien structure which adds your memories to itself and then presents a message to you based on those memories.  
And if it provokes an emotional response it means the brainwashing failed and you are promptly killed.
 
Mine was a picture of a pony with the words, “what a curious apathy.”

I had a pretty long and convoluted one.
 
It was set a long time in the future; Twilight Sparkle was investigating an abandoned building that robots were still adding on to. They were getting so short on supplies, some of them stood as support beams. Twilight realized that they were going to start building over a huge cliff and tried to get them to stop, but they were sticking to their programming to keep building. She swam to an underwater castle for a way to stop the robots. She started to run out of breath while reading ancient runes, but decided to risk it to find the answer. Fortunately, Princess Celestia had sent The Cutie Mark Crusaders to give her a giant air bubble on the way back to the surface. Twilight started to fly (without wings since this was before season 3) back towards the building, but a giant monster was attacking the nearby city and she decided that was a bigger priority.
 
Elsewhere, a meteor was on a collision course with Equestria. Princess Cadance flew into the sky and called for Celestia and Luna to lend her their powers so she can stop the meteor. Applejack and Rainbow Dash were watching on lawnchairs; they discuss and agree that Cadance should be trusted with the deed.

A few days ago i dreamt that i was at Sugarcube Corner and i ate a Cupcake.  
Pinkie Pie saw this and said that i stole it.  
I tried to reason but she pushed onto the ground and then she tickled tortured me.  
The feeling was so intense that i laughed in my sleep and woke up from it.  
Man that was weird but kind of cute. :P

1-Okay, so blueblood died, so Luna and rarity went around staging elaborate displays of grief. Spike was, in cartoon speed, packing up one of the stage for said performance when the two ponies begin practicing for their next act. Rarity walks off (presumably part of the act) but Luna thinks she’s, “How you say? ditched”. Spike, meanwhile gets covered in dust from a glowing white flower that causes his form to shift wildy. Luna, in dispair rolls aound in a patch of such flowers wailing that she wished other ponies liked her, causing a giant orchid to grow for some reason. This brings a bunch of random ponies out of the woods to marvel at it.
 
Then I woke up.  
Whew
 
2-starts with Marlin and Dory from Finding Nemo excited to have their tickets to swimming in the wake of a cruise ship. On this ship in a glacial lagoon is Luna, saying what a great idea her sister had to send her on the cruise. She does this while having cocktails with the nightmare king from Little Nemo and Nightmare from soul calibur. We then shift to the back of the boat, where we see me as a magikarp. I see Luna on the boat and begin chasing it. Luna, thinking it’s hilarious, urges me to jump higher, as I can’t quite make it. It’s at this point a Sharpedo flanked by two carvanha sees me and gives chase. I summon all my strength and make a great leap that looks like i can make it onto the boat, but the shark pokemon leaps after me. The dream kinda freezes there and leaves the story open-ended.
 
3-a hallucination with Fluttershy lightly touching my hand.  
4-Me making out with Trixie.

All my dreams are just repeating the stuff I do when I’m awake. Most times my dreams end with me waking up from a dream, getting on with the rest of the day, and then actually waking up.

Once or twice I’ve dreamed about finding new or unreleased toys in stores for ridiculously low prices.

I had one:  
I was in a room with a beautiful woman. She started to strip and was trying to seduce me (and succeeding), but then, all of a sudden, Twilight Sparkle barged in.  
She begged me not to even look at the woman, saying that women are evil and i should come to Equestria with her so i can read books instead.  
Then i woke up.

This was part of a much bigger theme, with some sort of celebration in mind.
 
I saw a roughly 8 year old girl, dressed as Trixie. I asked if she thought she was Trixie. She said no. Then my dad got mad at me and pulled me over ant she took her costume off. Ew.

I’ve heard of astral projection, but that scares me because that would involve putting me in a self-induced coma. And tulpas are fucking weird.

It has been months since I believe. Let’s see if I can still remember it…
 
I saw Pinkie Pie. She was wearing a red costume like those of Deadpool or Spider-Man.  
She was standing on top of a speeding school bus for some reason.  
(For some reason this school bus keeps popping up in my dreams. Weird.)  
I can see buildings and vehicles zipping through my vision.  
She’s holding something. I don’t recall what it was but it was black. It looked dangerous.  
Then she said something… I don’t remember what she said exactly. A remark of some kind.  
She sounded determined.
 
Then everything suddenly changed into another location… Some sort of room? An apartment I think.  
The place was pretty dark but still bright enough that I can see the features of the room.  
I saw an open closet and a bed. The closet was full of hanged clothing and boxes.  
The door that leads outside the room and into the hallway was slightly open.  
Pinkie Pie, still wearing the costume, is standing right in front of me. Looking at me.  
Then I heard someone else talking. I don’t know where it’s coming from.  
It’s as if it was talking to an audience.  
Pinkie Pie then said something again. I can see what seems to be a smirk beneath her mask.  
This repeated a few times. Each one on a different location.
 
That’s as far as I can remember it.

Is it weird I’m already having Equestria Girls dreams? I dreamt that the real antagonist of the movie was a random guy who revealed that his real form was a human from our world (but still animated) that wanted to steal the riches of two different dimensions.

Quite a few pony dreams actually…  

i am sure i had have pony dreams, but i can’t remember them

Sweet dream