If the MLP characters had been SMG4-ified, what would their personalities be?

In the videos made by popular YouTuber SMG4, many Mario characters are exaggerated versions of their original selves. For example, Mario is a selfish imbecile who only cares about spaghetti while Bowser is a creep who desperately wants to marry Peach.
 
So, what would the personalities of the Mane 9 (which include Spike, Sunset Shimmer, and Starlight Glimmer) be like?

Maybe Twilight would only be obsessed with books, Fluttershy would want to marry animals, Rarity would be obsessed with collecting gems and being perfect, Rainbow Dash would be a narcissist, Applejack would probably be obsessed with Apples more than she already is, Pinkie Pie would be a crazy lunatic, Spike would also probably be enslaved and depressed. As for the rest I don’t know.

@DarkyBoode32  
I assume the same would go for their EqG human versions?

-Apple Bloom would be obsessed with finding her cutie mark despite already having it  
-Scootaloo would constantly do suicidally dangerous things like wearing a fishbowl of piranhas instead of a spacesuit  
-Sweetie Belle would talk in rhyme  
-Babs Seed would punch everything  
-Spur would be represented by alfalfa and a magic 8-ball  
-Cozy Glow would be the Doctor from Cave Story  
-Cheerilee would dress like a cheerleader and be so kind and encouraging to her students even when they misbehave it’s beyond belief  
-Derpy would crash a mail truck every episode  
-Tempest Shadow would try to cast spells and blow herself up in a nuclear explosion each time  
-Littlepip would hit on every single female character and when it came to the villains would shoot first and ask questions later  
-Flurry Heart would destroy the world 11 times and knock it into the sun three times. Per episode.