Crazy Headcanons

TF2 Analysis: (spoiler for last Saturday’s episode)
Casper Cake REALLY has it in for Tightwad, over the latter’s socknapping of Hoofio.

Sunny Starscout once tried to form a Temperance Movement in Maretime Bay and ban apple cider. She claimed how it went against the ideas of Friendship and Harmony as listed out by the original Equestrians by making ponies mean to each other and lazy slackers.

Opal was a stray cat Rarity adopted and cleaned up.

@Twi Clown
Reminds me of this old comic from ’11

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Emmm, guess the world it’s really small after all.

G3: Zipzee, Tiddlywink, Tra-La-La, and Wysteria all act as translators for Breezies who don’t speak Ponish.

Rarity has a huge book collection.

And most she has she has never read. She only collects them for based on their cover art and displays them.

Equestria law has no jaywalking registered as a penalty.

Sunny Starscout is a distant descendant of Both Twilight sparkle and Glim Glam.

Hitch is Flutterhy’s descendant, which is why he has her ability to talk to animals.

Pinkie Pie has eaten so much sugar that her descendants for 12 centuries have congenital Type 2 Diabetes.

Also, Candy Chip is a Little Mac & Cheese offspring.

@Background Pony #292D
And several of the G5 characters are descended from Derpy.

@Korora
You’re telling me ANG happened because they’re idiots?

@TheQuietMan
More like, Derpy was spinning in her grave.

Sweetie Belle is secretly addicted to collect silver stuff.

Not gold, not jewels, silver.

Why? I dunno.

because she drinks it?

Rarity’s favorite music is symphonic metal followed by power metal. As a teen she once tried to run away to go to a band to be their lead singer.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Is that a reference to Sharon Den Adel?

@Twi Clown
The only band I’m familiar with is Nightwish but since you mentioned her I’ll just say “Yeah what you said”

“The Last Roundup” and “Feeling Pinkie Keen” happened close in time to each other, and Derpy was preoccupied with concern about her husband (who was missing in the Everfree Forest, and would turn out to have been killed by timberwolves).

Lightning Dust eventually had a very close call which brought the fact of her mortality home to her.

@Korora
And for “eventually” read “the last time we saw her”.

Twilight is smarter because she’s secretly omnivore rather than pure herbivore and those additional proteins and healthhy fat help her a lot.

But don’t worry, she only uses fish and chicken for that, so no “cupcakes” stuff here.

About the time of the episode “Hearth’s Warming Eve”, there was a poison pen writer in Ponyville. Twilight, Derpy, the Cakes, the Doctor, Cheerilee, and Big Macintosh were targeted with particularly defamatory accusations.

Trixie eventually becomes a respectable responsible pony who learns finally pays her taxes.