Crazy Headcanons

@Phoenixflambe
I never played Dynasty Warriors.

Anyway, (potential grimdark) G1 Majesty would probably have turned Jesús Pezuña into a male black widow spider or something. A punishment to fit the crime.

Apple family mares are considered adventurous, a bit hot tempered and a bit tomboyish. Pear family mare are considered more reserved, calm, and more traditionally feminine.

Also I always envisioned the Granny Smith as having Scots Irish heritage.

In the actual neighed Ponish (with phonemes we sentient yahoos cannot always imitate or even differentiate), the nominative* partitive word for “spice” sounds similar to the adessive** singular form of the word for “crackle” followed by the genitive*** partitive form of the word for “pop” in the sense of soda. Thus with a few alterations for grammar (bringing both nouns into the nominative singular and the masculine animate) Minty named Crackle Pop for her foalhood friend Apple Spice.

* Subject of the sentence,
** At, near, or beside.
*** Of or relating to.

Newborn foals can drink from their mother’s part if the they allow it. (Like real horses and ponies) But bottle feeding is more common in public spaces due to being easier and more convenient

Rarity used to have a potty mouth when she was a filly. Her dramatic spiels would be accompanied by several curses. Of course Rarity has outgrown that attitude. (Mostly)

@Background Pony #1071
I have a feeling the transition to bottles was a hard one and filled with some opposition.

@Background Pony #1071
It’s been shown that the ponies have a decent handle on plastics - it’s perfectly plausible that they have breast pumps available.

MLP Analysis: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s place in the Rift has been converted into a sewage treatment plant.

The Apples are considered a bit agressive and free spirited. The Pears are considered calmer and law abiding responsible citizens.

Equestria magic is so wild and incredibly odd most universes cannot handle it at all, not helping matters is the fact the whole magic is all over the place, making it extremely unlikely to survive unless you are native or you have an Equestrian body.
That’s the reason why the magic in EG tends to be rather catastrophic even with common chanelers even if one doesn’t try to mishandle it.

G3: Fortunately for Princess Rarity, they do have a remedy for horse colic in Unicornia.

If Cozy Glow were a pokemon she would start as a Fairy type. Then her second and third more sinister evolutions would be Fairy and Dark type.

Her third form would be hard to achieve. She would be considered a Pseudo-Lgendary Pokemon like Tyranitar or Salamence

Zecora is a fan of forest, potions enjoys typical chants and poetry, adores flowers and plants…….but for some reason each weekend she also loves to watch monster truck spectacles for some reason.

@Twi Clown
I blame her old friends.

TF2 Analysis: (spoilers for the current serial) Mary Sue knows Doctor Wolf and Lightning Bliss are each other, but since no one asked…

Pick a random character and I will make a crazy headcanon from him or her.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Kerfuffle.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Chrysalis!

MLP Analysis: The pink shooting star under which Mary Sue as born was the fourth shooting star from The Runaway Rainbow.

Pinkie Pie used carob as a substitute for chocolate in the school of friendship, for Gallus’ sake.

Windy Whistles is actually a bastard daughter of Celestia.

@Twi Clown
I don’t lnow enoigh about her. But maybe she used to love running. When she her leg had to be amputated, it broke her heart. But she got into her hobby of fashion by reading one of Rarity’s motivational books.

@Background Pony #1786
Chrysalis used to have great respect for Pharynx. She was even planning on making him her heir. Thorax and Pharynx are both her cousins.

For the most part she didn’t even know Thorax existed except in relation to Pharynx her best warrior.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Casper Cake.

@Korora
Why do you keep using that name?

@TheQuietMan
Mary Sue is an OC from Scottish brony analyst Mad Munchkin

Considering Rarity had to mine jewels by herself before Spike moved into Ponyville, Rarity has a ladylike figure but is far more ripped that first appereances might suggest.