Crazy Headcanons

Tra-La-La’s a funny name

A rhinoceros probably fell in love with Rarity. She doesn’t reciprocate.

G1 comics: After the incident with Wizard Wantall, Masquerade and the Man in the Moon worked out a system whereby they could each be certain the other wasn’t an impostor.

Some of WHO’s ICD-10 criteria for Paranoid Personality Disorder.

1.- Excessive sensitivity to setbacks and rebuffs. (Tigh schedules mixed up with a constant sense of worry for any sudden problem)
2.- Tendency to bear grudges persistently. (I’m pretty sure Trixie is not the worst being she ever encountered)
3.- Suspiciousness and a pervasive tendency to distort experience by misconstruing the neutral or friendly actions of others as hostile or contemptuous. (“You think you are overreacting.” Twilight explodes. Also, she tends to think rather harshly on Celestia’s punishments for missing tasks, like the dungeon inside the cave or when she thought she’d send her to the kindergarten)
4.- A combative and tenacious sense of self-righteousness out of keeping with the actual situation. (The fandom often accuses her of being a bit of a soapbox, plus she does tend to quickly take over when someone is perceived as incompetent)
5.- Tendency to experience excessive self-aggrandizing, manifest in a persistent self-referential attitude. (Once she becomes the princess of friendship, she’s prone to take the whole responsabilities on herself, even from things she shouldn’t.)
6.- Preoccupation with unsubstantiated “conspiratorial” explanations of events both immediate to the patient and in the world at large. (Again, she often tends to think the worst whenever she gets a call from Celestia. Plus she kind of accused the CMC from saboutaging Cozy rather quickly.)

For today’s episode for weird diagnoses made by nerds with too much free time rather than actual psychologyst, my headcanons is, Twilight Sparkle suffers from mild Paranoid Personality Disorder.

@Twi Clown
I think you’re on to something. Whatever events led to G5 were probably the culmination of this.

At the time of “2, 4, 6, Great”, Zephyr Breeze was being a prize nuisance to Dashie, and she lashed out at the students in misdirected frustration.

Sunny becoming not quite a “real” alicorn (with her extra parts only coming out when she’s trying to help others) is an intentional security feature to keep powerful magic from being used for evil.

Bon Bon is allergic to all species of hominid.

@Korora
She was fine when she teached Fluttershy the exact same thing yeah?

@DoctorWTF
As an added measure, Sunny is just too nice.

TF2 Analysis: The blooper involving the boom mike clocking He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was not the result of any Sherlock scan on the part of the boom mike operator, but a simple accident.

Minuette is not a fan of the musical instrument the Banjo.

@DerpyFast
Nope, I don’t buy into that.

What would happen if Sugarcube corner and all of Equestria ran out of sweets altogether?

@14Fan
Pinkie’s alarm clock would ring and she would wake up from the nightmare.

I have these 2 series plans for MLP. My Little Pony: Honor is Forever and Equestria Girls: Honor and Integrity. Both take place at the same time FiM and the EG: BT series’s toke place.

Grimdark.
Gabby once caught a foal-mounter with a victim and was left with no option but to slay the creep.

Given the magical and even bizarre life of Equestria, trading card games causing magical rituals are totally possible and as such disputes could be solved if ponies could just simply rely on card games.

@Twi Clown
Or money.

Toola Roola is an illegitimate daughter of Prince Blueblood.

Last words of various characters:
Applejack: “Can’t keep warm at all.”
Bright Mac: “Ah’m gettin’ the money out as fast as Ah can! Ah don’t have a horn–”
Buttercup: “YOU ANIMAL!”
Derpy Hooves: “I am summoned. So beautiful…”
Gallus: “Love you, Gabby.”
Jesús Pezuña: *gulp* “Oh hello, G-G-Golden H-Harvest.”
Lightning Dust: “Uh-oh.”
Pinkie Pie: “Did we make the world a merrier place?”
Rainbow Dash: “At least… you can’t harm… the Princess now.”
Rarity: “Remember what Shakespony said. We have our entrances…”
Verko: “Spare me! Please!”

In G1:
Hydia: “Surely we can make common cause, Grogar! The ponies are OUR enemy too!”

@Korora
What’s this? Dynasty warriors 4 death scenes?

@Phoenixflambe
Huh?

@Korora
I played that game and when I read this I immediately think of the various death cutscenes when you kill a playable general or generic commander.

@Phoenixflambe
I wasn’t thinking any special cutscenes.

@Korora
Of course you weren’t.