Crazy Headcanons

Celestia accidentally caused a time-space catastrophe at some point in an specific area of Equestria.
500 years later now there’s a monument that covers up the embarrrasing truth.

Twilight is 20 in Season 1 and by Season 9 she is 26.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Wow, she’s around my age now.

One April Foals’ Day, Button Mash was grounded for making a prank call to the mental wing of Ponyville Hospital, asking how Chairpony Bosal from Ponýmon Sword and Shield was faring.

@Just Wayne
Oh and Starlight is 23/24 by the end of Season 9. Unlike how I thought before, I like to think of Starlight as younger than Twilight and that Twilight is sort of an older sister/mentor figure to Starlight.

Also when Starlight was a filly in Celestia’s School, she wanted to be apprenticed by the “pony who made a dragon giant years ago”, but Twilight being anti-social didn’t want to apprentice anypony. To Starlight she thought this prodigy thought she was too good for Starlight and made her want to get stronger than ever.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Nice, Starlight is younger than me. :3

That explains a lot actually. That’s why she is on par with Twilight’s power level.

Rainbow Dash has tried to put Spike on diet with no avail.

@Korora
Next time just stick with joybuzzers Button.

Celestia can usually burn away calories with her solar magic, but there was a time where she went on an eating binge after Luna’s banishment that became known as the “Chubby Celestia” era.

@Background Pony #B0B1
And Luna made fun of her after that.

TF2 Analysis: “Operation Purple Dragon” takes place either before “Seven Nation Army” or after “Guardian Angel”. Since Eliyora turned the flamethrower on Silver, that means the respawn generator was up and running.

@Background Pony #B0B1
I think Yakyakistan has some statue about it, but most ponies have forgotten about it.

@Just Wayne
peepaw Twilight

G1: Some ponies like being ridden more than others do.

MLP Analysis: A big controversy dividing the analysts is whether Perfect Isn’t Easy, Unless You’re Me (Mary Sue’s autobiography) or Casper Cake’s Peeling Back the Layers of a “No Yeah!” is worse.

Pipp actually wants to eat Sparky and that she conviced Sunny into baking Sparky–shaped cookies so she could live her dream. You can see Sparky-shaped cookies in the ‘leaked’ references for the Netflix series.

Applejack secretly likes wearing the froufrou dress from Look Before You Sleep and wears it when nopony is looking.

Moondancer was invited by Twilight to participate in cloning experiments.
She was then weirdened out after finding out Twilight only had plans to make lots of clones with only one single DNA sample: Royal guard Flash Sentry for some reason she never understood.

@Twi Clown
“twilight, new blood like him were invited into the Guard because they realised they’d overdone it with the cloning! What’s the point in just repeating the same mistake?”

Rarity loves to exercise and play sports, like Rainbow Dash.

@SleepySteve
A lady has to maintain her figure after all.

@Phoenixflambe
Sometimes I picture Dash and Rares doing routine jogging together.

@Blissful690
Looks interesting!

In her bully days, Diamond Tiara made nasty remarks to Dinky about lavender foal syndrome (which Dinky obviously does not have). A janitor who had a foal with LFS* overheard this and was furious.

* It should be noted that Equestrian law forbids the abandonment of lame foals.

Moondancer actually used to have a very messy mane before she met Twilight. She always wanted to emulate and impress Twilight.

Twilight saw the mane copying as slightly creepy but she didn’t mind too much.

@Korora
Today I learned a disease like this exists.