Crazy Headcanons

Bon Bon is allergic to yahoo dander.

One of Rarity’s favorite activities is looking for Satisfying Images on the internet and posting some of her own images she has.

One time Rainbow and Pinkie rickrolled her with unsatisfying images and Rarity was traumatized for days.

MLP Analysis: After the disaster dominoes arising from Sweetie Bloom’s shipping joke gone wrong (c.f. “Boot to the Head”), all five ponies (Keyframe, Goldenfox, Thespio, Sweetie Bloom, and Firebrand) were 86’ed from the restaurant.

The School of Friendship has weapons training as one of its courses. So as to defend against evil forces and protwct the innocent.

The School of Friendship turned all races to using a metric like system of measurements called the System of Harmony or Harmonian.

Sadly, when the G5 happened everybody used their own customary units and the Harmonian System vanished from use.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Nice ideas!

Fluttershy when she plays Elder Scrolls would play as a Bosmer, after all they loved nature and lived in beautiful tree cities.

She would regret this decision later on.

Aloe & Lotus are both licensed farriers.

Argyle taught Hitch ancient fighting techniques. Some of these fighting techniques were inspired by a manual written by Shining Armor.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
The translation took a while, though.

Applejack used to compulsively plant trees in places she thought didn’t have enough local apple-ness.

Wherever her adventures have taken her, treading the same land years later, you’re never more than a mile or two away from a thriving tree.

As Derpy would kill or die if she had to in order to protect Dinky, so would Minty kill or die if she had to in order to protect Dainty, Derpy, or Crackle Pop.

@Korora
Probably.

@Korora
Which Dainty are we talking about?

Cozy Glow actually respects Starlight for being a former manipulator herself.

Starlight and Cozy actually played games together like chess, poker, and other mind games.

@Blissful690
That’s the name Celestia’s Servant gave to Chirpy and Dipsy’s mother. I’m using it here for convenience.

@Korora
Can you show me a picture of what she looks like?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Interesting.

Rarity is really good at handling artillery.

@Twi Clown
Nice!!

Sunny Starscout never knew she met Derpy Hooves; on Doctor’s orders she [Derpy] took steps to conceal her identity.

Argyle is a kindhearted and peaceful gentlecolt, but he’s skilled at self defense and martial arts. Skills needed when he used to be an explorer when he was younger.

He hates violence, but if you ever tried to steal artifacts or try to hurt Sunny or any innocent pony, he’ll try to de escalate the situation and then if that doesn’t work, well let’s just you would regret your life choices.

When an early Renegade Dalek tried to exterminate Dinky, Derpy bucked it into a fireplace, killing it.

Despite not having many friends in A New Generation, Sunny is actually very extroverted and loves hanging out with friends.

Which made it hard for her when everyone didn’t like her because of her ideals. But she kept on hanging on. Considering her duty to keep on going

In the future all hope is lost, the mane six are defeated, even the princesses but a hero still stands. His hame? Spike.
“We can’t defeat him! It’s over!”
Spike looks at Twilight and says
“No, Twilight. There is still a way”.
Spike opens a portal out of thin air with his own hands
“What are you doing?”
“What needs to be done. Goodbye, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, and, of course, Rarity. I’ll miss you all so much.”
Spike while grabbing the villain, throws himself at the portal
Rarity sees the inevitable and screams
“Spike, don’t go! Let me lick your feet first!”
But it was too late. The portal closed itself in seconds. Spike was a hero. He was a chad.
“And that is what my father told me, Discord.”