Crazy Headcanons

Celestia never touches alcohol, because those around her cannot afford for her to let her self-control lapse even a moment (c.f. Daybreaker).

@Brass Beau  

 
Sorry. Trying again. Lyra, u li’l shid..

@Brass Beau  

 
It doesn’t seem to like parsing that link. https://derpibooru.org/search?q=l.u.l.s.

@Korora  
Both Celestia and Twilight are part kirin, which is why they burst into flames when they lose their tempers.
 

 

 
And Dyx is just that angry all the time.

@Background Pony #6F7B  
There you go

@Brass Beau  
Brass Beau, u li’l y a y.

Cow Tipping is considered a hate crime under Equestrian law.

@SwordKing  
That reminds me of Snotty Boy from Barnyard. Thank goodness he was in the human world, I bet that brat would get punished greatly for his hate crime.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
Ha! True that.

If Spike and Rarity married, Rarity would be the breadwinner and Spike would be the stay at home dad.

@SwordKing  

 
Yak smash!

@SwordKing  

 
But human tipping is fine.  
badumtss

@SwordKing  
That’s just the excuse Anonymous gives for not leaving money for his waitress.

At the time of “Slice of Life”, Pezuña was serving fifteen to twenty years in Gelding Grotto.

The reason why Rarity doesn’t tell Spike that she is not into him is because she doesn’t want him to give up trying to woo her. It reminds of her own fillyhood crushing on stallions like teachers that she had no chance with. She actually respects trying to go for a romance that would be considered basically impossible to happen. She know he probably won’t succeed but she wants him to make his own decisions about who he will pursue or not. She also theorizes that he’ll probably lose interest in her eventually when she finds another female.
 
But at the same, she also thinks there’s a 5% chance of him getting older and for her to fall for him. And for them to get married.
 
To her it’s all about her mystical pseudo-scientific theories about destiny and love that she read from some crackpot magazine on mystic theories.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
Cool.

@Background Pony #2D4B  
Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
I always did kind of wonder about that… as the team’s social mistress, she was certainly capable of letting him down easy if she knew it would never go anywhere.

@Background Pony #35D7  

Pinkie has bipolar disorder.

The events of G1 happened 2500 years before the start of the series.
 
@Background Pony #2D4B
 
In my headcanon, she’s Pinkie’s first cousin.

The g5 trailer came out today

@Mildgyth  
Or sister, if we can take into the fact we had her as a Wonderbolt.