Crazy Headcanons

@Background Pony #C4ED
 
Considering that S9 introduces at least two other confirmed lesbian couples, I highly doubt that this is the case. Habsro may be reluctant to confirm this one because they know Rarijack fans in particular will take up pitchforks.
 
 
@Lord Goku
 
@HorsesandMuchMOAR
 
My Little Ponies were never ponies any more than prairie dogs are dogs or red pandas are pandas. It’s baffling to me that anybody has to stop and seriously consider whether these cartoonish, talking, frequently-standing-on-two-legs, literally-made-out-of-magic creatures may be distinct from tubby, snorty, planet-Earth ponies, simply because they’re called the same word. No wonder politicians have such an easy time mind-controlling people.

@Tirimsil  
Evolution does crazy things.
 
Especially when magic is involved.

@WyrmSpawN
 
Right, but you can tell a parrot from a pterodactyl, right?

@Tirimsil  
Yes.

@Tirimsil
 
Rarijack is all but confirmed canon in Equestria Girls, so we might just have to deal with it. And this is coming from someone who supports that ship.
 
Also, very surprising that Rarijack has almost a thousand more images on here than Appledash.

@Random-Rambling  
Is it, though?
 
The show and comics have spent the last decade mashing them together.

@Tirimsil  
I’d say they were descended from our ponies, or branched off eohippus, but that’s as related as they get.

When Pinkie Pie says she wants her pizza with everything on it, she means EVERYTHING!

@SwordKing  
Including the pizza itself. It’s a bit of a paradox. Discord’s the only one who can pull it off.

Twilight Sparkle lost her virginity to her future self  
Pinkie Pie to one of her clones  
Applejack to an unnamed colt in High School (You’d think Winona? She’s been humped, but humping is apparently a dominance thing, despite the name, dogs are one of the few terrestrial quadrupeds that don’t mate doggystyle AFAIK)  
Rarity to one of the researchers in Cheese Sandwich’s factory  
Rainbow Dash to Compass Star (in High School)  
Fluttershy to Clump’s older brother  
By Sounds of Silence, Rarity is the only one who hadn’t lost her virginity, though not for lack of trying (See: Trenderhoof), she succeeds offscreen in Season 9  
Rainbow Dash and Applejack were the first.

||in the EG world, Pinkie is secretly a teen prostitute who offers her private services to male CHS students. She lost her virginity at age 16 ||

@RhodieNite  
I’m not sure if this is meant to be a positive or negative theory…

@Latecomer
 
Absolutely NSFW negative theory

@RhodieNite  
Ah - well then I’m sure if that’s the case, her friends will find out and sort it.

Ocellus is Chrysalis’ great-granddaughter and Thorax and Pharynx are her first cousins once removed.

@Mildgyth  
What? Ocellus is Chrysalis’ grand-daughter? That would be really weird to have a changeling of a hero to be relatives with a changeling of a villain. I would completely be shocked to see this kind of canon; this actually interests me very well.
 
Now I understand that changelings are relatives since Season 2. Things were true after all.

@Mildgyth  
That’s kind of the plot of Star Wars 9 right there.

Pinkie made sure that the Cake twins were the first ones to have to babysit Lil’ Cheese. Not out of malice, she just thought the role reversal would be funny.

@Scrounge  
But he spoiled the joke bi being really well behaved.

In the Equestria Girls world, most girls can drive a manual transmission

@RhodieNite
 
Don’t see how this is any different from the norm in the real world.

@Mildgyth  
Do you know any high school kids who can drive stick? Do high school kids even know what “stick” is?

@Background Human
 
All teens who know how to drive i know do.
 
But then again, automatic-transmission cars are considerably more expensive than manual-transmission cars, and are out of the price range of most people.

@Background Human
 
Well, some 16 year old boys out there who are stick shifters and despise automatics. I bet some girls do

@Mildgyth
 
Teenage girls driving stick shift are way too cool